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Mario HEY STINKY!!

Hey You! Don't-a be a stinky Bowser! Press this link and watch-a my magical cleaning video today!
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YTP Dinner Addiction

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Youtube Poop The King's Dinner Party

DINNER

The King's DINNER.

DINNER is the signature and most food special of West Hyrule, which can come in many varieties. It is the rival to the Mushroom Kingdom's Lotsa Spaghetti and George Volcano's BREAKFAST.

DINNER was invented by the first king of Hyrule, King Dinner. He invented it when he got hungry, but didn't want to eat Pickles. Instead, he made this weird thing, named it after himself, and it became a hit with the masses.

Currently they are making APPLE DINNER for Ryuk so they can completely crush lotsa spaghetti. DINNER is also one of the three items turned into a piece of the Triforce, as the Triforce of DINNER. DINNER has also been known to have protective powers as The King often remarks "I'll take the Triforce of DINNER to protect me. Link, if you don't hear from me in a month, SAVE ME!" DINNER is The most common food in Hyrule also Ganon hates it because it has Bacon in it so he switched to spaghetti because it does not have pork in it. Because of that, the King sends Link to beat up Ganon every once in a while. The king is often wondering what's for DINNER (many great philosophers have joined the King in his search for answers, but have been unsucessful). He is also the only person who can use it as a weapon.

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