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'''DIE''' is a harsh word that is used very often by [[Ganon]] to tell someone that this certain person is gonna die, or must die or he wants the certain person to die.
 
'''DIE''' is a harsh word that is used very often by [[Ganon]] to tell someone that this certain person is gonna die, or must die or he wants the certain person to die.
So many bad guys in Hyrule seem to use DIE alot, because Ganon inspired them to say DIE! Wait, it's not "DIE", it's '''''DIE!!!!'''''
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So many bad guys in Hyrule seem to use DIE alot, because Ganon inspired them to say DIE! It is the yang to [[Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru]]'s yin. Wait, it's not "DIE", it's '''''DIE!!!!'''''
   
 
==Reasons why Ganon makes people DIE==
 
==Reasons why Ganon makes people DIE==
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*If he loses at a game
 
*If he loses at a game
 
*If he sees those [[Mario|pesky]] [[Luigi|plumbers]]!
 
*If he sees those [[Mario|pesky]] [[Luigi|plumbers]]!
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*They read the book of DIE
 
==Guys that cannot be affected by "DIE"==
 
==Guys that cannot be affected by "DIE"==
*[[Chuck Norris]] - Because he is just simply Chuck Norris
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*[[Chuck Norris]] - Simply because he's Chuck Norris
 
*[[Undefeatables]] - Self explanatory
 
*[[Undefeatables]] - Self explanatory
 
*[[Bowser]] - He is immortal ([[Captain Obvious|Obviously]])
 
*[[Bowser]] - He is immortal ([[Captain Obvious|Obviously]])
 
*[[Squadala Man]] - Because he is weird
 
*[[Squadala Man]] - Because he is weird
*[[Dr. Octogonapus]] - Because he has the power of LAZOR and is IMMORTAL
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*[[Dr. Octogonapus]] - Because he has the power of LAZOR and is immortal
 
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] - Because he dies only when he feels like it
 
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] - Because he dies only when he feels like it
 
*[[Robotnik Clause]] - Same reason as above
 
*[[Robotnik Clause]] - Same reason as above
 
*[[Wario]] - Because the only thing that can kill him is the smell of his own fart
 
*[[Wario]] - Because the only thing that can kill him is the smell of his own fart
 
*Most [[Fakegees]]
 
*Most [[Fakegees]]
*[[Ganon]] - Because he customized/invented it to not make "DIE" make him die
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*[[Ganon]] - He invented DIE, so it can't kill him
   
 
==Wut is DIE==
 
==Wut is DIE==
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[[File:Book of die.gif|thumb|325x325px|Luigi reading the book of DIE]]
 
Oh damn it! I ALREADY TOLD YOU! YOU MUST DIE! (*'''BOOSH! BOOSH!'''*)
 
Oh damn it! I ALREADY TOLD YOU! YOU MUST DIE! (*'''BOOSH! BOOSH!'''*)
   
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*Murder
 
*Murder
 
*Assassinate
 
*Assassinate
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*Exterminate
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*Terminate
 
===Related words===
 
===Related words===
 
*Crucify
 
*Crucify
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*[[Asplode]]
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*Cause the cessation of vital life functions
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*[[PWN]]
 
*BURN IN HELL!
 
*BURN IN HELL!
 
*Slice 'n' Dice
 
*Slice 'n' Dice
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*[[Death Note]]
 
*[[Death Note]]
 
*[[FAIL]]
 
*[[FAIL]]
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*Nope
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*[[Your Screwed]]
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*[[Barry B. Benson|Ya like jazz?]]
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*[[Thanos|Go commit not feeling so good]]
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*[[Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru|OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU]]
 
{{Spongebob}}
 
{{Spongebob}}
 
[[Category:Words]]
 
[[Category:Words]]
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[[Category:Bowser's resting grounds]]
 
[[Category:Bowser's resting grounds]]
 
[[Category:Evil]]
 
[[Category:Evil]]
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[[Category:Guys]]

Revision as of 14:46, 11 May 2020

Ganon_-_You_Must_DIE!

Ganon - You Must DIE!

You will DIE!!!!!!

File:Die gannon.jpg

YOU WILL DIE! Ganon

DIE is a harsh word that is used very often by Ganon to tell someone that this certain person is gonna die, or must die or he wants the certain person to die. So many bad guys in Hyrule seem to use DIE alot, because Ganon inspired them to say DIE! It is the yang to Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru's yin. Wait, it's not "DIE", it's DIE!!!!

Reasons why Ganon makes people DIE

  • If they don't join him
  • If they dare to bring light to his lair
  • If you are either the King, Link or Zelda
  • If he loses at a game
  • If he sees those pesky plumbers!
  • They read the book of DIE

Guys that cannot be affected by "DIE"

Wut is DIE

Book of die

Luigi reading the book of DIE

Oh damn it! I ALREADY TOLD YOU! YOU MUST DIE! (*BOOSH! BOOSH!*)

Alternative words for DIE

  • Execute
  • Destroy
  • Kill
  • Defeat
  • Slay
  • Shoot
  • Fall
  • Slaughter
  • Murder
  • Assassinate
  • Exterminate
  • Terminate

Related words

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