—Ganon
YOU DARE BRING LIGHT TO MY LAIR? YOU MUST DIE!
—Ganon
Ganon - You Must DIE!
You will DIE!!!!!!
DIE is a harsh word that is used very often by Ganon to tell someone that this certain person is gonna die, or must die or he wants the certain person to die. So many bad guys in Hyrule seem to use DIE alot, because Ganon inspired them to say DIE! It is the yang to Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru's yin. Wait, it's not "DIE", it's DIE!!!!
Reasons why Ganon makes people DIE
- If they don't join him
- If they dare to bring light to his lair
- If you are either the King, Link, or Zelda
- If he loses at a game
- If he sees those pesky plumbers!
- They read the book of DIE
Guys that cannot be affected by "DIE"
- Chuck Norris - Simply because he's Chuck Norris
- Undefeatables - Self explanatory
- Bowser - He is immortal (Obviously)
- Squadala Man - Because he is weird
- Kirby - Is immortal, not powerful enough to become an Undefeatable, but is still immortal.
- Dr. Octogonapus - Because he has the power of LAZOR and is immortal
- Dr. Robotnik - Because he dies only when he feels like it
- Robotnik Clause - Same reason as above
- Wario - Because the only thing that can kill him is the smell of his own fart
- Most Fakegees
- Ganon - He invented DIE, so it can't kill him
- Shaggy- DIE don't hurt me man!
- William - He is immortal and respawnable.
- Kenny McCormick - He hijacked his die book.
- Saitama - He is invincible
- BenjixScarlett- He DIE'd so much that it no longer affects him.
Stupidest ways to DIE
You should not DIE in these ways unless you'll be called stupid. Thankfully, someone made a song compiling all of them that is stuck in my head.
- Setting your hair on fire.
- Poking a stick at a grizzly bear.
- Eating expired medicine.
- Baiting piranhas with your special areas.
- Using a fork to get toast out.
- Doing your electrical work that someone else needs to do.
- Teaching yourself how to fall with style.
- Eating a very old, unrefrigerated pie.
- Letting a psycho into your house.
- Scratching Breaking Bad Guy's car that he just bought.
- Removing your helmet when you're already in space.
- Playing hide and seek by making your hiding space a clothes dryer.
- Adopting a rattle snake for your pet.
- Making money by selling both your kidneys on the internet.
- Eating super glue.
- "I wonder what this red button do."
- Wearing a moose fursuit while hunting season is active.
- Having fun by disturbing a nest of wasps.
- Standing too close to train tracks.
- Going around a message telling that a train is going to pass by and you should stop driving.
- Switching sides on the train tracks by walking over it.
Wut is DIE
Luigi reading the book of DIE
Oh damn it! I ALREADY TOLD YOU! YOU MUST DIE! (*BOOSH! BOOSH!*)
Alternative words for DIE (Synonyms)
- Execute
- Destroy
- Kill
- Defeat
- Slay
- Shoot
- Stab
- Fall
- redruM
- Slaughter
- Murder
- Assassinate
- Exterminate
- Terminate
- Offed
- Snub
- Un-alive
Related words
- Crucify
- YOU MUST DIE!
- Asplode
- Cause the cessation of vital life functions
- PWN
- Make the heart stop beating
- BURN IN HELL!
- Slice 'n' Dice
- Death
- Bwahahahaha
- Death Note
- FAIL
- Nope
- Your Screwed
- Ya like jazz?
- Go commit not feeling so good
- OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
- Menacing