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DIE is a harsh word that is used very often by Ganon to tell someone that this certain person is gonna die, or must die or he wants the certain person to die. So many bad guys in Hyrule seem to use DIE alot, because Ganon inspired them to say DIE! It is the yang to Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru's yin. Wait, it's not "DIE", it's DIE!!!!
Reasons why Ganon makes people DIE
- If they don't join him
- If they dare to bring light to his lair
- If you are either the King, Link or Zelda
- If he loses at a game
- If he sees those pesky plumbers!
- They read the book of DIE
Guys that cannot be affected by "DIE"
- Chuck Norris - Simply because he's Chuck Norris
- Undefeatables - Self explanatory
- Bowser - He is immortal (Obviously)
- Squadala Man - Because he is weird
- Dr. Octogonapus - Because he has the power of LAZOR and is immortal
- Dr. Robotnik - Because he dies only when he feels like it
- Robotnik Clause - Same reason as above
- Wario - Because the only thing that can kill him is the smell of his own fart
- Most Fakegees
- Ganon - He invented DIE, so it can't kill him
Wut is DIE
Oh damn it! I ALREADY TOLD YOU! YOU MUST DIE! (*BOOSH! BOOSH!*)
Alternative words for DIE
- Cause the cessation of vital life functions
- BURN IN HELL!
- Slice 'n' Dice
- Death Note
- Your Screwed
- Ya like jazz?
- Go commit not feeling so good
- OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
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