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Czechoslovakia's dream (which will never happen).

Czechoslovakia is an unimportant country in Europe. It is known for being long and thin, and having a funny name.

It has close relations with Poland, and is ruled by the other three Teletubbies.

History[]

Before World War I, Czechoslovakia was part of the Mushroom-Spartan Empire. After WWI, that country was carved up into several smaller countries, such as Ruritania and Yugoslavia. Czechoslovakia was one of the countries created.

Czechoslovakia was the cause of World War II. Hitler said that all he wanted was the Sudetenland, which was a part of Czechoslovakia full of German people. Everybody believed him, because people were dumber back then. This was a lie, of course, and Hitler actually wanted all of Czechoslovakia. Once he took over all of Czechoslovakia, the UnUnited Kingdom got pissed and declared war on Germany.

After WWII, Czechoslovakia was restored to independence. This time, it became a communist country, and was effectively a puppet state of Soviet Russia. This lasted until the end of the Cold War, when it became a democratic country.

Czechoslovakia has an alliance with Poland, called the Visegrad Group. They aim to invade Germany in 2039 (the 100th anniversary of World War II) to get their revenge on the Nazis, even though the Nazis don’t exist anymore.

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