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Crikey! Thats an explosive device if I ever seen one!

Cyndaquil on the Nuclear Bomb

Cyndaquil is a Pokémon that is fiery, and also an Echidna, thanks to this, he is a stereotypical Australian, using Aussie slang and lingo while wearing his signature cork hat. Cyndaquil's spines are actually flames, and he has a tie-in with Knuckles', "mafia".

History[]

Cyndaquil started off as your standard echidna, aimlessly strolling around the outback, eating ants, and flexing his hand (does he have hands?), when suddenly, he ate some Rare Candy and was classified as a Pokémon, however, the Pokémon part was in-name only, until he drank some Hot Sauce, it was so hot it caused his spines to stand up and burn, he soon gained sentience, and began walking on two feet, but he still could not talk.

One day, he accidentally ate a Ditto, thinking it was soup, right after that, Steve Irwin interviewed him, Cyndaquil, using the Ditto's powers, was able to copy Steve's vocabulary, Cyndaquil was now able to talk, he soon learnt the ways of Aussies and even mastered his pyrotechniques.

Soon, he saw a bizarre flying vessel soar over his head. As it turned out, Dr. Robotnik was yet again capturing random animals. Cyndaquil immediately leapt into action, not only taking out Eggman's Egg Carrier, but an aircraft owned by some pale triangle. Soon enough, several search parties (Team Sonic among them) found the guy. It was unanimously decided that he was a cool guy (especially Knuckles, an echidna himself) and now he sometimes PWNs Robotnik when he tries to do stuff in Australia.

Trivia[]

  • Cyndaquil hates Sandiles because one wouldn't stop bugging him over sand.
  • He has a degree in emergency response, specifically, firefighting.
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