Looking for love? Let me shoot you with my love arrows so you can find ideal mach! Don't worry, the arrows are painless and harmless! Cupid, about to kill you
Cupid and his evil "Love" arrows!
Cupid is an evil mass murderer and complete psycho! He uses this evil bow and arrow to kill people. His arrows are shaped like hearts, but he has it like that so he can trick you into thinking he wants to help you find love but he actually kills you!
History[]
Cupid was born in Rome on February 14th, 496 AD. One day, he saw a guy kill another guy, which inspired him to start killing people. However, he wanted people to think that he wasn't going to kill him. So, he created these poisonous arrows. He shaped them like hearts to trick people.
He claims that the arrows will help you find love, but they actually kill you! That's how he tricks you into getting killed. Over the centuries, MANY PEOPLE started falling for his evil tricks, and got killed.
Eventually, it got to the point where he started to get board. So, on his 1,000th birthday, he created Valentine's day! (which was celebrated on his birthday.) The day was about love-related stuff or whatever. WHO CARES. And a lot of people started celebrating it.
On that day, he would get more people to come to him to "find love", and he'd kill them!
Trivia[]
- Hearts represent love! So if this guy has heart shaped arrows, he won't kill you! WRONG! He'll totally kill you!
- If he offers to help you find love, say NO! If you need to find love, find it yourself if you wanna live.
- His name rhymes with Stupid.