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Cuphead

Cuphead is a cup that's alive but not a real boy. Somebody made a song about him, and only people with really high IQs actually remember it. Legend has it he can summon a stand. He was once good, but after he made a deal with Bob Saget he turned evil. Cuphead disrupted the demonic banking system and is best friends with Sans, who turned him back into a good guy.

History[]

Cuphead and his (twin?) brother Mugman were invented by the Japanese in 1936 as a backup source of beverages during the Great Depression. However, he was forgotten about until the late 20th century. Then in the 21st century, some Canadians brought him back. Cuphead then fought Bob Saget, but after losing, he was forced to make a deal with him. However, Sans managed to break into Hell and turn Cuphead back into a good guy, because he's EPIC!!!

Despite working with Bob Saget in the past, Cuphead now opposes him. In fact, Cuphead has become a badass just like his best friend Sans. This caused Cuphead to get all the bitches, including Ms. Chalice. However, Cuphead rejected everybody except for Ms. Chalice, since he only wanted one girlfriend. And so, Cuphead and Ms. Chalice began dating ever since. Mugman was surprisingly okay with this.

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Trivia[]

  • Despite being an epic badass, it's pretty easy to piss off Cuphead, but he never gets angry at Ms. Chalice, probably because Cuphead is biased.
  • Cuphead has a grandfather named Elder Kettle and an aunt named Tea Kettle, who has a son named Nickel. This makes Cuphead and Nickel cousins.
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