
Oh hai.
Cthulhu is a mysterious creature created by Bob Saget for the sole purpose of wreaking havoc upon mankind. For thousands of years Saget commanded Cthulhu to sleeping almost an eternity in the sunken city of R'yleh, awaiting the time to arise and destroy mankind. Cthulhu is a light sleeper, however, and regularly gets up to go and destroy a mortal civilization of some sort.
There is currently no known way to prevent Cthulhu's wrath once he has decided on a target. Theorists suggest that saying "please" may have an effect, as Cthulhu believes that is the name of his mother, but tests are inconclusive as the feces of the researchers have not been recovered.
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Upper Counsel | Chuck Norriseegee - Chuck Norris - Bob Saget - T-5000 (T-5001) - Marx - Cyber-Dee - AkaRed - Googolplex - Mr. T - Penn Jillette - Happycat - Ceiling Cat - Basement Cat - Hyper Weegee - Ultimate Weegee Destroyer - NaN - Fortran - Grand Dad - DarthNorrisgee - Thanos - Silhouette - Kamen Rider Decade |
Lower Counsel | 3 - Jesus Christ - Zeus - Mr. Rogers - Hyper Sonic - The Awesome One - Bruce Lee - T-2500.5 - Captain 0 - Dora the Explorer - Dunecat - Gravity Cat - WaPo - WaWaWaWaTinky-Winky - Santa Claus - Batman - Abraham Lincoln - Super Eviler Bowser - Giygas - Squilliam Fancyson - Mabel - WeeMalSheeGas - WaBenson - Herobrine - Cthulhu - Bruticus Maximus - Karkat Vantas - Gamzee Makara - Aradia Megido - Terezi Pyrope - The Chosen One - Scanty (Character) - Kneesocks (Character) - Pepsiman - Shaggy Rogers |
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