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Cristiano Ronaldo, otherwise known as Ronaldo or The G.O.A.T is a Portuguese footballer who is known for being the best person in football. A lot of people like comparing him to Lionel Messi, but he will always be the you-know-what-i'm-gonna-say.

Career[]

Sporting Lisbon; his boyhood club: 2002-2003[]

When he started there, he was very good. He was very good at goalscoring, dribbling and every skill. In the baseball field he was looked at by Scout, who said "what's up" and then smashed in his skull with a bat. After a year and recovery, he moved to another club.

Manchester United: 2003-2009[]

At Manchester, he was very good. Since at that time they had people like Wayne Rooney, Van de Sar, Paul Scholes and Sir Alex Ferguson, he liked it there. He would always score bangers, nutmeg everyone and be the best. However, better and bigger clubs looked for him, which then got him to Madrid, Spain.

Real Madrid: 2009-2019[]

In Real Madrid, even though he was really good like his bicycle kick, and that every edit of him is in a madrid shirt, all he really did was score goals.

Juventus: 2019-2021[]

At juventus we was alright, not like the other clubs, but very good in general.

Manchester United AGAIN: 2021-2023[]

Now this time, Manchester are in SHAMBLES, losing to really trash teams, being run by really stupid managers, and their American owners being so lazy, Ronaldo McDonaldo already wanted to leave. Their dumb manager always benched him, which resulted in him leaving.

Al Nassr: 2023-Present[]

At a newer club, he is happy:), but just gets paid for being good.

His photos of his every club[]

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