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Revision as of 09:29, 23 November 2016
FREE POKEMON
Why you shouldn't trust it
The creepy white van, or C.W.V, is driven by a suspicious driver. It can appear ANYWHERE, at ANYTIME! AAAAHHHH!!! Also, Inside the van are normally free stuff, such as candy, pokemon, or Target gift cards. The children (and adults) see all those target gift cards, and then the driver farts on them, knocking them out! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Then the van drives off to somewhere, presumably Pittsburgh so the driver can watch Tweenies 24/7 with the poor kids.
Things found in the creepy white van
- Pokemon
- Shames
- More creepy white vans
- Candy
- Reverse Candy
- The entire population of Venice
- Your mom
- DVDs of Teletubbies