A crash slab is a type of transmutation mistake you can accididdly make. They are limestone cuts of stone that will vehicular manslaughter you. The first crash slab was made in 1965 by Squilliam Fancyson when he tried turning plywood into plyweed with a blood sacrifice. The blood awakened the crash slab, and stoned Squilliam to death. There's this one guy Steve who uses FLINTEN STEEL to transmute the most crash slabs. He is their king.
Personality[]
The crash slab is very timid and shy. They tend to get interesting offers for their services, but aren't hitmen and just will kill you if you try it on them. They actively avoid attention whenever possible, and try to disguise themselves by flooring it or merging together to appear as regular "smooth stone". Some say the crash slab is extinct, but that's just propaganda from capitalists.
Texture[]
Most bartenders if you ask them the texture of a crash slab will tell you to get the heck out! an old wives' tale about a drunkard who ate crash slabs. His name was Aiyeet Ston. There is no culinary application to a crash slab, however they do look like they are made up of 768 pixels, which are a delicacy in the world of Super Paper Mario. Oh yeah, that guy who died said they taste like pineapples.
How to kill[]
All you need to do to kill a crash slab is to submerge it in charbroiling magma. It will let out a scream kind of like Fake Peppino's, before dying.