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Crap Network

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Crap Network (Known as Sky Crap Network under Sky ownership) is a television broadcasting channel that airs the shows that Nobody wanted (with the exception of TuTiTu, which even they rejected. Wow...). It was launched in October 2003 by Wario and Waluigi who wanted to make money and they were broke all the time, it became an unfortunate success. In 2012, they sold it to The Cat in the Hat. On November 1, 2013, The Cat in the Hat sold it to Captain 0. In 2019, It was sold to Sky but this stopped after 5 years and it was sold back to the Wario Brothers.  It is currently ranked the 703rd best channel ever (out of 705 total). It is also the favorite channel of the UnAnything Team. The only worse channels are That One Channel In Some Indian Language That Nobody Watches (the probably distasteful nickname for the Hindu-language version of Crappy Network) and the Teletubbies Broadcasting Company. They also air Volvic commercials featuring Tyrannosaurus Alan and George Volcano during their commercial breaks.

Schedule[]

Sunday/Tuesday/Thursday[]

Monday/Wednesday/Friday[]

Saturday/Late Night Tuesday-Friday/Monday 8:40 AM-11:59PM[]

For hours every week, Crap Network airs a live broadcast of Weegee's face, converting unsuspecting viewers into Weegees. He just sits in the chair doing absolutely nothing, not even eating DINNER.

Controversy[]

Up until December 2024, the Monday/Wednesday/Friday sign off featured a clip of Hitler’s speech at the Krupp Factory. This received mass controversy from organizations like the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) (Get da hint?). Crap Network was so frustrated with it that they asked the Teletubbies to Tubby Bomb the headquarters of every organization that criticized them. The attacks resulted in the deaths of OVER 9000. This only fueled the controversy to the point where they made the decision to scrap it. Since then, every day, it signs off with the clip of the sky. Given the fact the ADL’s HQ is in NYC, the majority of the deaths in the attacks came from NYC (Get da hint?)

List of organizations bombed by Crap Network[]

  • Anti Defamation League
  • Southern Poverty Law Center
  • Simon Wiesenthal Center
  • B’nai B’rith

Logos[]

Seasonal Logos[]

Trivia[]

  • The Cat in the Hat used to have a show about him that aired at 11:00 AM, but it was replaced by Battle for Dream Island.
  • Toonami used to be on the channel until 2008. In 2012 it came back.
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