Crap Network (Known as Sky Crap Network under Sky ownership) is a television broadcasting channel that airs the shows that Nobody wanted (with the exception of TuTiTu, which even they rejected. Wow...). It was launched in 2003 by Wario and Waluigi who wanted to make money and they were broke all the time, it became an unfortunate success. In 2012, they sold it to The Cat in the Hat. On November 1, 2013, The Cat in the Hat sold it to Captain 0. In 2019, It was sold to Sky but this stopped after 5 years and it was sold back to the Wario Brothers. It is currently ranked the 703rd best channel ever (out of 705 total). It is also the favorite channel of the UnAnything Team. The only worse channels are That One Channel In Some Indian Language That Nobody Watches (the nickname for the Hindu-language version of Crap Network) and Teletubbies 24/7. They also air Volvic commercials featuring Tyrannosaurus Alan and George Volcano during their commercial breaks.
Schedule[edit | edit source]
- The 5 AM Comedii Nitwurck - 5:00 AM
- SeizureONLY - 5:27 AM
- YLNOsdrawkcaB - 5:34 AM
- WeegeeONLY - 5:53 AM
- YouTubePoopONLY - 6:02 AM
- RageComicsONLY - 6:17 AM
- Random Show - 6:25 AM
- Clip of Chuck Norris asploding - 6:32 AM
- PotatoONLY - 6:35 AM
- The Amazing World of UnGumball - 6:45 AM
- Crap Network News Hour (Sky News during Sky ownership) - 7:00 AM
- SpongeBob SquarePants - 8:00 AM
- More Spongebob Squarepants - 9:00 AM
- Gut Check (Little Einsteins on the Southwest Hyrule feed only) - 10:00 AM
- The Cat in the Hat Show- 11:00 AM
- The Silver Show - 11:30 AM
- Regular Show (reruns) - 12:00 PM
- Rip-OFF - 1:00PM
- Antiques Roadshow - 2:00 PM
- Random Movie - 3:00 PM
- Higglytown Heroes (The Shupa Malleo Shupa Show on Thursdays until 2016)- 5:00 PM
- The Crocodile Hunter - 5:30 PM (Waybuloo on weekends)
- Fatman: The Show - 6:00 PM
- iCarly - 6:30 PM
- Crap Network News Hour (Sky News during Sky ownership) - 7:00 PM
- Super Mario Super Show - 8:00 PM (Super Zelda Super Show on Fridays)
- The Good Teletubbies Show - 9:00PM (as of January 1, 2009)
- UnAnything: The Series - 10:00PM
- How to Make a Sword - 11:00 PM
- Bootleg Crap - 11:30 PM
- Sign off with a clip of a sky - 12:00 AM
- A lot of Bluey that it'll make you kill yourself - until 5 am (The Lingo Show on the UK feed only)
- Don't Lift That Heavy Object! - from 5:00AM to 6:00AM (talk about a death slot)
- The Dawn is Your Dummy sign-on - 7:00 AM
- How to Get Satisfaction: The Residents Style - 7:10 AM
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