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Cranky Kong's Social Media account is very, "professional" in spawning Internet memes.

Cranky Kong is so far the oldest of any of the Monkey Creatures. He is the greater than great ancestor of Donkey Kong and former husband to Wrinkly Kong who died of This Person Thinks He Or She Is A Monorail. He was around back when kids didn't eat gross things for likes on the Internet, the core of our entire existence, he somehow survives without being hooked on to it, instead, he has to take a vaccination every week to survive.

Eventually, he ended up becoming so old that he got Rainbowitis, he somehow survived, but ended up being paralysed and is now restricted to a machine he controls with his mind, which also has access to Social Media so he can form a new generation of memes.

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