Cow

Template:Infobox characterCows are big white and black (or brown) sheep (or goats) that like to scare away humans from Chick Fil A.

Warning

Cows scare Chick Fil A-ers.

Brown Cows

Are actually goats in disguise.

"how now brown goat."

Origin

The cows came from the same unknown place as pigs, cats, sheep, chikin, and horses. This land is commonly referred to as Old McDonald's Farm.

Song

Old McDonald had a cow, C-O-DOUB-LE-U.

Diet

Cows like to eat chikin. But they are commonly forced to live on grass and stream water. Some cows, however like to eat Dalmatians which make them black and white.

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