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Cows are big white and black (or brown) sheep (or goats) that like to scare away humans from Chick-fil-A, because they prefer Chicken With Bread.
Warning[]
Cows scare Chick-fil-A-ers.
Brown Cows[]
Are actually goats in disguise.
"how now brown goat."
Origin[]
The cows came from the same unknown place as pigs, cats, sheep, chikin, and horses. This land is commonly referred to as Old McDonald's Farm. Cows hate farmers because we’ve been eating them for generations and vegans hate meat eaters
Song[]
Old McDonald had a cow, C-O-DOUB-LE-U.
Diet[]
Cows like to eat chikin. But they are commonly forced to live on grass and stream water. Some cows, however like to eat Dalmatians which make them black and white.
A LONG CONVERSATION WITH A COW (Warning: YOU WILL DIE!)[]
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The meat product of cow is arguably THE best type of meat ever. It’s called beef, the classic way to cook this is cut off a big piece of a dead cow, put it on the grill at 55–60°C and be sure to have a meat thermometer with you. Baste in butter and thyme and the end result is my personal steak recipe
The meat product of cow is arguably THE best type of meat ever. It’s called beef, the classic way to cook this is cut off a big piece of a dead cow, put it on the grill at 55–60°C and be sure to have a meat thermometer with you. Baste in butter and thyme and the end result is my personal steak recipe