Coronavarus, give me back my legions.
—Anthony Fauci (probably)
The Coronavirus or Corona's Virus, also known as COVID-19 is a virus that Bob the Builder started spreading in China due to a tainted Mexican beer called Corona. It killed everyone in China and is now spreading across the UnWorld. You can't get it if you wear a hazmat suit or wear a creepy bird mask. Kids will use it as an excuse to stay home and play shames, until the food in their city runs out: then they panic.
The Rise and Fall[]
Coronavirus began rising in about 2019. It got higher and higher until eventually in January 2020 people started getting it (how mean!). It was like Pestilence in Tower of Salem where you can't visit people, or else you will die. And this is where the glorious fall came. Uhh, everyone just stopped caring about it and moved on to something else. No Powers of Weakness or Losernators were involved in its downfall. People did try to kill it like the Soldier, but were unsuccessful and died in the process. It's still around today, just not as badly...
Methods of Killing It[]
- Get a vaccine
- Drink corona like there’s no tomorrow!
- Become immortal (then kill it)
- Don't become Policticicus
- Face Mask
Notable Deaths[]
- Soldier
- Martin (but he respawned)
- New York City (it is even worse now!!!!)