Coolsville

Coolsville is a cool place in Ohio. Coolsville is where all the cool and awesome people live in.

History[]

Coolsville was founded in the year 1788 somewhere in Ohio by a bunch of cool people who wanted to create a refuge for cool people. The town quickly grew and became known across the nation as the coolest city in UnAmerica, although in reality it actually looks like a pretty average small town. Unfortunately, the fact that it's a small town soon lead to an attempted takeover.

Cool Guy's Failed Takeover (1999)[]

In the glorious year of 1999, people were stunned to watch a blue, liquid man walk around Coolsville with a small army of people(?) in cloaks, carrying pitchforks and torches like an angry mob going on a witch hunt. The one who lead this mob was Cool Guy, who had heard of this town rivaling Cool Land. When the residents of Coolsville fought back, though, they soon realized that it was a one-man takeover, as all the people who they thought had been enlisted by him... were just him. Cool Guy had divided himself into numerous smaller Cool Guys to try and spook the townsfolk. He then got punched all the way out of town. Nobody expected this twist of events.

Residents[]

Shaggy Roggers (formerly)
Cool Jimmy
Hogarth Hughes

Trivia[]

Coolsville sucks!
I hate Coolsville!

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