OMG THEIR FLAG IS SO COOL!
Cool Land is an island off the coast of Non-Soviet Russia, and it is the coolest country in the UnWorld, in every single way. There is nothing bad about Cool Land, and it has the coolest people, buildings, places, vehicles, phones, etc. The coolest guys in the UnWorld live here, and they have the most high-tech things like Shaming systems, phones, TVs which you can reach into and take something right out of (that's impossible; only Zach King can do that), etc. Another reason it's called Cool Land is because it is also very, very cold in the winter, as it is a very remote country, meaning not many people in the UnWorld visit this place, but it's something only the UnWorld has, and not the Real World. They annexed Typan in the 70s before it was liberated by the The Typan Rebels in the Typan Revolutionary War. Cool Land is currently a tiny remote island in the north of the UnWorld.
Geography[]
Cool Land is flat in some places, like in the Netherlands, but in the middle, it has a lot of mountains, which are mostly uninhabited. Because of this, there are only two cities in the country, and if a third city gets built, there aren't many places for another city to go in the country unless they annex part of Non-Soviet Russia in the Future. There are not many people who live between the two cities, most of whom live in small towns between the cities and the Cool Mountains. The most interesting part of Cool Land's geography is the Ultra Canyon in Ultra City. It was made by Bob the Builder after he did a jump from a plane into the canyon, and he is banned from jumping there in case parts of the city collapse in the Future. The two cities have a rail network connecting the two of them, and there are areas for train stations for a potential third city. The company that runs trains between the two cities is known as UltraTrain (Which is not the Thomas Character if You are wondering) which serves the main stations of the two cities and their airports, and there are other rail companies like Cool Rail, and OVRNite, which run sleeper trains from the two cities to China and Non-Soviet Russia. There are very few theme parks in the country, and the biggest and most well-known is Coolandia, which is a very massive theme park with multiple different rides, such as The Cool Coaster, a huge coaster with a screen on it (How insane!), which opened in 2009. The park, however, opened in 2000, and I seriously want to go there...
Noteable residents[]
Trivia[]
- Cool Land is cooler than anywhere else in the UnWorld
- There is nothing boring in Cool Land
- The Cool Centre is in Cool Land
- The Storage Rooms are under Cool Land
- The Stupid Cool House is in Cool Land
- It is where Cool Juice is made
- Meme Castle is the only castle in Cool Land
- They export the coolest things in the UnWorld
- Chuck Norris likes this place
- Cool Land is connected to Non-Soviet Russia by the Cool Bridge
- Cool City is the capital of Cool Land
- Ultra City is another city in Cool Land
- And Unless Cool Land gets another city, those two are the country's only cities
- Primarily because the country has not much places to put cities.
- No accidents have ever happened in this country.
- Cool Land Upside-Down exists, but it is not recognized as apart of Cool Land, even though it came with Typan when they annexed those typewriters
- Cool Land Upside-Down sucks
- They lost a war to a bunch of rebels in Typan