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COOLSHOP

A view inside the centre

COOL TOWER

The top of the Cool centre tower. It has the colours of the flag on it, and a meeting is going on inside the event venue from the looks of things, because the force field is engaged.

COOLC1

Another part of the centre

The Cool centre is a shopping centre in Cool City, the capital of Cool land. It is the largest shopping centre in the country, about the size of Elmo City It opened in December 1999, and it costed OVER 9000 Cool Dollars to build, and it has OVER 9000 Shops and restaraunts, even a Captain 0's Pizza and a McDonald's Restaraunt.

Stuff about this place[]

Construction on this place began in 1995, and was completed in 1999, In time for the second millenium. It is 5 levels high, and it has a 150 level high tower,which has the country's flag on it, making it the fourth tallest building in the UnWorld, behind the Captain 0 Tower in Captain 0 land, the Burj Khalifa in the UAE and and The Backrooms in China. IONIS construction and Unanything construction LTD built the cool center, and at the top of a tower is an events venue that costs 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cool dollars to hire/rent out for events like meetings,weddings,ETC ETC ETC. The only way up there is 3 lifts, which are accessed by the 148th floor, and they are not in service unless an event happens at the 150th floor of the building, and the 148th floor most of the time is the highest level anyone can go to unless they are a maintainence worker or if an event happens. If it does happen, the people heading to the event will head to the 150th floor, and the lifts will unlock while they do. When they head up to the 150th floor, a force field will be activated to stop the event from being ruined like a Bomb dropped on it or the tower being knocked down ETC, and the screen on the side of the building will say ''(Event) in progress''. When the event is over, the people who attened the event head to the lifts, while the force field disengages and the screen stops displaying ''(Event) in progress''. Just imagine if you had a party up there.

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