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Notice: Cookie Monster is a public menace and this site is not liable for any damage caused by the copying of his behaviour by idiots who had to read this article to find out what he actually does. That aside, it is important for everyone reading this to know Cookie Monster should be avoided at all costs. He is responsible for numerous cookie thefts across the world, and is forbidden from looking up websites that use cookies, and from playing cookie clicker, as this sends him into a dangerous feeding frenzy which could endanger the lives of cookies nearby.

Give me cookies OR ELSE YOU YOU WILL DIE!

Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster is one of the many monsters that lives in Sesame Street. He is also the head of the Cookie Cartel controlled by the Elmo Gang. With this position, he is arguably the second most powerful Muppet in Sesame Street after Elmo himself. Cookie Monster's only weakness is his incredible dependence on oxygen: take it away and he will die.

Cookie Monster is the little brother of Grover. He used to look a lot like Grover, but then he really let himself go on cookies. Now he usually just lays around all day, wondering when Big Bird is going to bring him more cookies. There really isn't anything else to say. That's all he ever does.

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Shows he's in[]

Sesame Street

Cookies

Cookie Monster has been banned from playing simple shames such as cookie clicker, due to his unhealthy obsession with cookies.

Shames he's in[]

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