Cookie

Cookie Monster with his cookies

A cookie is a magical thing. Cookies are pastries of happiness. Cookies are the dessert of the gods. Cookies are your grandmother's favorite food. Cookies are things that may or may not have chocolate chips in them. Cookies are biscuits. Cookies are the stuff of legends. Cookies are the result of a secret conspiracy. Cookies are going to kill us all. Run! Run before it's too late! We're all going to die! No! Make it stop! The horror! We're all going to die!

The cookie was first invented by a Sir Cookie P. Monster in the great year of 1337. It was created as the result of a science experiment mixed with a cooking show on TV. The cookie is now considered to be the greatest invention of the 14th century. Yes, it's even better than the Spartan Laser (but only a little bit).

Cookies are featured in many different video shames. Some of these shames include Cookie Clicker, Grand Theft Sesame Street, Wario Kart 8, and Minecraft. Cookies can serve many purposes, from foods and medicine to currency and all powerful beings. Cookies are well renowned for their acting ability, able to play any role without hesitation.

Recipe

• 3/4 Cup of Sugar
• 1/4 Cup of Spice
• 8 Kilograms of Everything Nice
• 3 Years of Death Incarnate

To prepare your cookie, mix the four ingredients into a bowl. After having a pastor bless it and a satanist perform an evil ritual on it, put it in the oven at 700 degrees Celsius for about five minutes. Then take it out of the oven and dispose of it in the nearest hazardous waste facility before it is too late. Enjoy!

「/」Grand Theft Sesame Street「/」

「/」Shames 「/」

Grand Theft Sesame Street - Grand Theft Sesame Street 2: Elmo's Return - Grand Theft Sesame Street 3: Vice Sesame - Grand Theft Sesame Street Shame Pack - Grand Theft Sesame Street: Street Derby - Grand Theft Sesame Street: San Sesantos - Grand Theft Sesame Street: Derbygeddon - Elmo Payne - Grand Theft Builder - Grover and Elmo - Elmo Stinks - Grand Theft Sesame Street: The Furchester Hotel - Grand Theft Sesame Street: Gang Wars - Grand Theft Sesame Street Shame Pack 2 - Grand Theft Sesame Street: Hot Pursuit - Red Dead Elmo

「/」Characters 「/」

Elmo - Grover - Big Bird - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Bowser - George W. Bush - Steve Jobs - Michael Jackson - Ernie - Cookie Monster - Bowser Jr. - King of Hyrule - Eviler Bowser - Super Eviler Bowser - Mario - Bob the Builder - Kermit - Easter Bunny - Oscar - Blue Elmo - Woondar - Pasadena O' Possum - WaElmo - Isabel - Biscuit Monster - Lew Zealand - CJ - Big Smoke

「/」Locations 「/」

Sesame Street - The Furchester Hotel - Elmo's World - The Wall

「/」Other stuff 「/」

Cookie - Elmo Gang - The Elmo Song - Elmo Gang Civil Warfare