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Conker Island is a really weird island where the ruler is Conker the Squirrel after retiring from the Elmo Gang and moving with his girlfriend Berri the Squirrel to a far away island, away from chaos and war. Or was it?
History[]
Conker Island was formerly named the King Panther's Land because the Panther King ruled it with his assistant, Professor Von Kriplespac, But Kriplespac created this teddy bear freak army named the Tediz, which attacked a race of squirrels and killed most of them. But that was like 700 years ago. Then the Teletubbies invaded the island, destroying most of it. Then Kriplespac discovered an island next to their island. Then he named the island he found Tediz Island, which is the base of the Tediz.
Then Kriplespac, acting like freaking Adolf Hitler, becomes a dictator and commands the infamous Milk Wars, When a painting which Luigi sucked from his vacuum, which came to life, and began roaming the mansion of Count Batula, Panther King got mad he sent a bunch of his soldiers to fight at the war, With the help of the infamous Weasel Mafia, they prepared an attack to Tediz Island, Then a command of the army called, Squirrel High Command, began fighting at the war, The SHC was almost killed, Over 40% survived the war, It was an awful moment. Then after Kriplespac got tired, and tired and tired!!, So he launched a bunch of missiles to everywhere. One of them created a massive mountain of poo, Which gave birth to the Great Mighty Poo. One day, The SHC found him taking pictures and posting them to his OnlyFans so they chopped his legs of. That is why he is on that stupid flying chair
Present Day[]
It's 2023, and 22 years ago, the table of the Panther King which had a glass of milk, (I forgot to say that he was a milk addict) fell and broke but he send Kriplespac to solve the problem, But he got mad saying the F word a bunch of times, Threw some chocolate out of the window, Which is the life source of Conker, He sends his minions to capture him, But they fail, OVER 9000 times. But when the head of the Weasel Mafia gave Conker and Berri and entered the Feral Reserve Bank. But it was a trap by the Panther King, He killed Berri, Then a Xenomorph alien kills the king. Which Kriplespac calls him Heinrich, But then Chuck Norris summons a time stop to prevent Conker from being eaten, Which he transports him to the King Panther's Castle and gave him a katana, who resumes time again, and chops him with a katana, After that, he is now the king, of the whole island.
Places[]
- Poo Mountain: A big mountain of excrement that inside of it is a city, ruled by the Great Mighty Poo
- Feral Reserve Bank: A bank, A fake bank, it is a trap by the Panther King
- King Panther's Castle: A big castle, Which Conker the Squirrel lives in
- Wasp Land: An evil land, ruled by THOSE NASTY NASTY WASPS 😭😭
- Count Batula Mansion: The mansion which Count Batula lives, and the main cause of the Milk Wars, BLAME LUIGI!!
- Tediz Island: A crazy evil island, which robot teddy bears rule and kill everyone that approaches it
- Military Base: A base in the It's War chapter, which the S.H.C Sergeant commands and rules.
- Crazy Barn: A crazy barn, which piles of hay, Franky the Pitchfork, Reg the Paintbrush and Ron the Paintpot live
- The Cock and Plucker: A bar where Conker got in a HANGOVER!
- The Underworld: Where Gregg the Grim Reaper lives
People that live there[]
- Conker the Squirrel (obviously because he is the king)
- Berri the Squirrel (deceased)
- Franky the Pitchfork
- Reg the Paintbrush
- Ron the Paintpot
- Mrs. Bee
- Mr. King Bee
- The Nasty Wasps (probably deceased)
- Sunflower (Conker)
- Panther King (deceased)
- Professor Von Kriplespac (probably deceased because there is a theory that he is still alive)
- Ogga Bogga (a caveman, whose shorts fell off)
- Banjo and Kazooie (Banjo's head and Kazooie in a guitar)
- Talking UnDollars and Cheese
- Talking sweet corn.