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Collage Board is the greatest company in all of Koridai founded by Bob Saget in 1899, one day after wanting reform the edutainment system and school, and make really easy tests that a toddler can complete. At this time the SAT costed 2000 UnDollars which by today's standard isn't that expensive, BUT IT WAS BACK THEN! Collage Board specialize in tests and AP Exams and in social media presence.

In the 1930s during the great depression students stopped taking tests because they were depressed, after the money tanked because nobody was taking the tests vice president of Collage Board Tinky Winky would make the tests cost 400,000 dollars for 12 seconds so that way you wouldn't need to pay a whole lot of money if you were really fast at the test, with the benefit that a student didn't need to pay all at once. Collage Board's revenue rose from 1 billion a year to 2.5 OctoDecillion. For some reason this caused a class action lawsuit against Collage Board, however the plaintiff filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy 3 minutes before going to court resulting in a victory for collage board.

Near this time Collage Board would get a small loan of a million dollars from Peter Griffin. At the company was reluctant, but then saw great value in the money and accepted it despite being a non-profit. It is unknown what Collage Board would use this money for, but the most common theory is that they bought the sun from NASA.

Wario being jealous of how much money they made would form the Wafia to dismantle Collage Board from the inside-out. After 9 years of getting climbing the Collage Board latter, Waluigi was given a the company after Bob Saget saw what he did with the dinosauce313 account. Unsurprisingly, giving Wario and Eviler Bowsette were given a promotion, and everyone else was fired, leaving Collage Board where it is today.

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  • With the money he got from Collage Board, Bob Saget would go on to start Danganronpa.
  • Bob Saget later started D2L after he realized torturing students was fun.
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