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Coke

Mmmmmmm... coke....

Coke is an awesome drink. It was created a long time ago by Somebody. It was then manufactured by Anybody, drunk by Everybody, and hated by Nobody.

History

When Coke was invented, Everybody liked it. But then Pepsi was created to rival Coke. Since then, people have been debating over which carbonated beverage is better, even though they could have been ending world hunger.

Coke is cocaine?

Many conspiracy theorist suggests that Coke contains cocaine for the customers to buy it again. That's why it is named Coke because it is a short word for cocaine. What if Coke corrupts people's mind until crisis will occur and the Illuminati is behind all of this?

Trivia

  • Mario drinks four cokes a day.
  • You like coke. Except we're not talking About the Drink.
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