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Coke

Mmmmmmm... coke....

Coke (also known as Coca-Cola) is an awesome drink. It was created a long time ago by Somebody. It was then manufactured by Anybody, drunk by Everybody, and hated by Nobody. It is the 2nd most popular drink in the world only behind water because it’s everywhere. And when I say everywhere, I mean EVERYWHERE!

History[]

When Coke was invented, Everybody liked it. But then Pepsi and Dr. Pepper were created to rival Coke. Since then, people have been debating over which carbonated beverage is better, even though they could have been ending world hunger. But we all know that Coke is best, so let's not even argue.

Coke is cocaine?[]

Many conspiracy theorist suggests that Coke contains cocaine for the customers to buy it again. That's why it is named Coke because it is a short word for cocaine. What if Coke corrupts people's mind until crisis will occur and the Illuminati is behind all of this?

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