Cockroach are evil bugs that eat peoples food and they are super gross.
Warning: This paragraph is written by a cockroach
Me fight stoo pid kid named Murfee
It went to universal studios and ate food that people dropped. Than he disided to go see the world because he had 100000000000000000000000000000000000 dollars that people had dropped so he went on a world tour. when he got back, he was drafted to go to war against Murfee and was squashed in the process