
Coach Oleander has been stuck in a T-pose for three four five weeks now, and we are getting very concerned for him. He just stands there, menacingly, in the corner. Sasha and Milla have been trying to get him unstuck from his peril, but its been no use. They've even tried PSI Blasting him, which has had no effect. Raz said someone might've put a curse on him, or even made a voodoo doll. Immediately, he suggested Dr. Loboto, but there has been no proof of his involvement. All the Psychonauts know is that this may be karma for him attempting to steal everyone's brains. He's also supposed to be managing a summer camp, but as you can tell, he isn't doing a good job as of now.
Trivia[]
- He's a shorty pants, and couldn't join the military because of it.