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Clownman

This dude looks like he's visiting the world of nowhere.

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Clownman was created by the Teletubbies and he originally came from Baby Einstein. This made Teletubbies take a break and star him in the latest episode of Teletubbies, where Clownman told them about Baby Einstein and that's how Teletubbies made Baby Newton. He was hypnotized by Ronald McDonald to hate the Teletubbies and be a minion of him, but the hypnotism didn't work.

Clownman now works for the Little Einsteins, who use him as a toy for their Rocket to play with. The Teletubbies have demanded Clownman back, but Rocket just blasted the Little Einsteins Theme Song Remix into their ears when they did. Of course, this summoned Bonzi Buddy, Pedo Bear and Freddy Fazbear. Fortunately, the Teletubbies could defeat them because, well, they're Teletubbies. Unfortunately, they got so distracted fighting Bonzi, Pedo Bear and Freddy that they didn't defeat the Little Einsteins and Clownman still works for them.

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Teletubby Family [ / ]
Mi-Mi - Daa Daa - Baa - Ping - Ru-Ru - Nin - Duggle Dee - Umby Pumby
Doddy - Mumu - The Legendary White Teletubby - Thumper - Aya - Nin, Sr. - Tado - Boddy Doddy - Teepo - Ruggut - Fugar - EsEs - Arayavondabakzalagu - El Tunas - Ursprung
Teletubby Ancestors [ / ]
Modified Teletubbies [ / ]
Ybbutelets [ / ]
Ybbutelets - Ybbutelet Dnal - Baby Moon
WoTelotubs [ / ]
Boohbah [ / ]
Former Boohbah [ / ]
Zoombah - Gin Ginbah - Yahbah
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