No, no, no, DO NOT MAKE ME DRINK THIS SHIT!!!
DON'T TAKE A DRINK!! NO! NO! NO!
My throat feels like it is burning... Oh well!
—Some n00b.
A bottle of that stuff
Clorox Bleach (クロロックスブリーチ) was a soda/drink made by the Clorox Company because they were jealous of that "Pepsi Guy" and they just thought that it was cool to make sodas. Although they TOTALLY FAILED BECAUSE IT WAS TOXIC!!!! Yep, you heard it's T. O. X. I. C. It is a corrosive substance and if you drink a lot, you will DIE. 12% of the American population have died of drinking Clorox Bleach, so America ordered that Russian Tsar Bomba the Clorox Company because it was "illegal."
The other bleach[]
Clorox Epic Bleach, or just “The Other Bleach”, is bleach. It cleans stuff. It replaced this bleach in 2020. Drinking it is illegal under UnUniverse Law.
Unlucky victims to drink bleach.[]
- Many n00bs.
- Baby Yoshi.
- Norris Chuck. Right after that Arbok bit him
- Mario, (he become crazy after drinking it).
Trivia[]
- These are still sold on the black market.
DO NOT DRINK THIS! Thee will die a very, very horrible death.