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Classic Sonic 2 is the sequel to the epic shame Classic Sonic: The Shame.

Shameplay[]

The shameplay is basically the same as its prequel, but with new characters and the spindash: Classic Sonic, Tikal, Girlfriend and Classic Sanic. You can play as more characters in the multiplayer from 2 up to 4 characters.

Levels[]

  1. Green Hill Zone
  2. Rusty City
  3. Oil Ruins
  4. Casino Machine
  5. Hidden Palace
  6. Hill Bad Future
  7. Death Egg
  8. This is An Illusion

Cutscenes[]

Intro[]

Classic Sonic's house in Green Hill Zone.

Girlfriend: Where is my dear son?

Classic Sanic: Dr. Robotnik kidnapped him.

Girlfriend: Oh no!

Classic Sanic: We gotta save Classic Sonic!

Cuts to Water Plains, where Classic Sonic is crying, as Classic Sanic and Girlfriend come and try to comfort him.

Girlfriend: My dear... Why are you crying?

Classic Sonic: I have pain because I tripped on a rock!

Classic Sanic: Poor son. We need some help for him.

Dr. Robotnik: HAHA! He deserved that!

A little voice: Don't bully Classic Sonic! He has pain!

The little voice turns out to be Tikal, who comes to comfort Classic Sonic.

Tikal: It's OK, Classic Sonic.

Classic Sonic stops crying, but he is still pleading.

Classic Sonic: YAY! A new friend! But how you know me?

Tikal: You saved me, Sonic.

Classic Sonic stops pleading.

Classic Sonic: You were one of the animals?

Tikal: Yes!

Classic Sonic waves his finger.

Classic Sonic: I saved Tikal!

Girlfriend: What a nice boy...

Classic Sanic: Unlike our older sons...

Tikal: I'm in love, Sonic!

Classic Sonic: YAY! You are my best friend!

Tikal: Thanks, hero.

Classic Sonic: How do we get out of here?

Girlfriend: OK, Classic Sanic will help us.

Classic Sanic: Buying airplane ticket: Water Plains-Green Hill Zone.

An airplane flies, to which our heroes (Classic Sonic, Tikal, Girlfriend and Classic Sanic) go and start flying to Green Hill Zone (home).

Suddenly, Girlfriend discovers the entertainment system. Everyone is watching Luigi's Movie. Classic Sonic and Tikal start laughing.

After flying to Green Hill Zone, everyone leaves the airplane, as the game starts.

Post-Green Hill Zone cutscene[]

Classic Sonic and Tikal break the capsule, as animals fly out.

Animals: We are free!

Classic Sonic: Looks familiar.

Tikal: I saw it!

Classic Sonic comes to Girlfriend and Classic Sanic.

Classic Sonic: Are we doing this over and over?

Classic Sanic: No. That's another way.

Classic Sonic: I hope there's no water level.

He and Tikal go to Rusty City.

Pre-Rusty City cutscene[]

Classic Sonic: Looks actually rusty.

Tikal: I agree.

Dr. Robotnik: HAHA! I know what are you doing guys!

The level starts.

Post-Rusty City cutscene[]

Classic Sonic and Tikal break the capsule, as animals fly out.

Animals: WOW, our Tikal's now Sonic's best friend!

Classic Sonic: Thanks little buddies.

Tikal: Thank you my friends.

Animals: You are both welcome.

Girlfriend: He's a nice boy.

Classic Sanic: His older brother is not nice...

Classic Sonic and Tikal move on to Oil Ruins.

Pre-Oil Ruins cutscene[]

Classic Sonic: There's a lot of ruins here.

Tikal: And also oil.

Dr. Robotnik: I ruined a city!

Animals: Robotnik, SHUT UP!!!

Dr. Robotnik: PINGAS!!!

The level starts.

Post-Oil Ruins cutscene[]

Classic Sonic and Tikal break the capsule, as animals fly out.

Animals: What's this place?

Classic Sonic: It's the ruins of an oil station. Let's clean it up.

The Oil Ruins become a beautiful city while the oil becomes a water lake.

Tikal: Sonic, you are so powerful!

Classic Sonic: Thank you Tikal.

Tikal: You are welcome.

Animals: Now it's nice.

Classic Sonic and Tikal move on to the Casino Machine.

Pre-Casino Machine cutscene[]

Classic Sonic: WOW! I love this nice casino!

Tikal: Let's play!

Animals: Casinos are nice, but we need to defeat Robotnik.

Classic Sonic: OK.

Tikal: Got it!

The level starts.

Post-Casino Machine cutscene[]

Classic Sonic and Tikal come across a capsule, but the capsule explodes, only to reveal the seven Chaos Emeralds being there.

Tikal: We found a big bunch of gems!

Classic Sonic: That's the Chaos Emeralds. Now I can turn into Super Sonic.

Classic Sonic jumps and turns into Super Sonic. He and Tikal get teleported into Hidden Palace.

Pre-Hidden Palace cutscene[]

Suddenly, Super Sonic and Tikal were teleported into a beautiful place with nice music.

Super Sonic: Am I... In heaven?

Tikal: That's Hidden Palace. Both are similar.

Super Sonic smiles.

Super Sonic and Tikal: YAY!

The level starts.

Post-Hidden Palace cutscene[]

Super Sonic and Tikal are looking for a capsule, but suddenly, they find the Master Emerald.

Super Sonic: That means there are 8 emeralds!

Tikal: WOW!

Super Sonic: Looks kind of beautiful.

Super Sonic gets the Master Emerald and turns into Hyper Sonic. They move on into Hill Bad Future.

Pre-Hill Bad Future cutscene[]

Hyper Sonic and Tikal realise that they're in a terrible place, with dead animals, dead flowers, dead trees and weird music.

Hyper Sonic: Oh my god! My animals!

Tikal: I am going to collapse!

Tikal starts crying.

Hyper Sonic: I know, Tikal. Please don't cry. You are mourning the animals.

Dr. Robotnik: WHAT THE HECK

Creepy voice: I fOuNd YoU

Hyper Sonic: I am tired of your crying, Tikal. I will leave you behind.

The level starts, Tikal is no longer playable.

Post-Hill Bad Future cutscene[]

Hyper Sonic finds a big bunch of dead animals, including the other playable characters. He finds Sonic.EXE.

Sonic.EXE: Go aWaY fAkEr!

Hyper Sonic starts crying.

Hyper Sonic: I can't take it anymore...

Sonic.EXE starts chasing Hyper Sonic. Hyper Sonic finds a bunch of spikes.

Sonic.EXE: WhAt tHe hEcK aRe yOu dOiNg?

Hyper Sonic: Nah, don't kill me.

Hyper Sonic jumps into the spikes as he explodes.

Sonic.EXE: I aM GoD.

Sonic.EXE laughs like Kefka.

Suddenly, it cuts to the Death Egg.

Pre-Death Egg cutscene[]

In the Death Egg, Classic Sonic, Tikal, Girlfriend and Classic Sanic respawn. No one is crying anymore. But Classic Sonic is in his Anime Sonic form.

Anime Sonic: Where I am? YAY! I am immortal!

Tikal: WOW! I am also immortal!

Girlfriend: Same.

Classic Sanic: My little kind and cute Sonic, we are all immortal. But do you have the gems?

Anime Sonic: Let's check...

Anime Sonic jumps and turns into Super Sonic.

Super Sonic: The Chaos Emeralds are here!

Super Sonic jumps again and turns into Hyper Sonic.

Hyper Sonic: YAY! I have all gems!

Classic Sanic: Sorry, Sonic, but you have to defeat Dr. Robotnik.

Hyper Sonic: When you all were dead, I met a faker and I had to run into spikes!

Girlfriend: WHAT???

Tikal: Oh no...

The level starts.

Post-Death Egg cutscene[]

Dr. Robotnik was defeated, as the Death Egg explodes and our heroes are running.

Everyone: We are fast enough!

Sonic.EXE: YoU tHiNk yOu wOn? No, tHaT'S aN iLlUsIoN.

Everyone gets teleported into Hill Bad Future again.

Pre-This is An Illusion cutscene[]

Hill Bad Future is the same, but without dead animals.

Hyper Sonic: Not again...

Tikal: Oh no...

Girlfriend: My god...

Classic Sanic: Don't worry, we will survive.

Everyone: YAY!

The level starts.

Post-This Is An Illusion cutscene/Ending[]

Sonic.EXE: ScReW YoU AlL!!!

After defeating Sonic.EXE, Hyper Sonic and our other heroes find the Death Egg's ruins.

Classic Sanic: I have a plan!

Hyper Sonic jumps and turns back into Super Sonic.

Super Sonic, Tikal and Girlfriend: What do we do?

Classic Sanic: We will hide in the Death Egg's ruins and build a plane known as the Tornado.

Super Sonic jumps again and turns back into Classic Sonic.

Everyone: Let's do it!

Classic Sonic, Tikal, Girlfriend and Classic Sanic hide in the Death Egg's ruins and start building the Tornado. After completing it, they fly away on it, with Classic Sanic as the pilot. They notice Dr. Robotnik on his Egg Mobile flying with Sonic.EXE.

Classic Sonic and Tikal: That's our enemies out there!

Girlfriend: That's true!

Classic Sanic: I will activate the laser.

The Tornado's laser is activated. Sonic.EXE screams as he gets killed by the laser. Dr. Robotnik also screams as his Egg Mobile explodes and he starts falling. Heavenly music starts playing.

Dr. Robotnik: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!

Classic Sanic: C'MON STEP IT UP! You will meet your fate soon, enemy!

Dr. Robotnik: PINGAS!!!

And that was Dr. Robotnik's final words before he gets killed by the laser. As the Tornado is near Green Hill Zone, Classic Sanic deactivates the laser.

Everyone: YAY!!!

The Tornado lands in Green Hill Zone. Everyone jumps out of the Tornado after it ends its landing. Classic Sonic starts waving his finger.

Classic Sonic: Finally!

Tikal: No!

Girlfriend: More!

Classic Sanic: Terrorism!

Classic Sonic and Tikal: Friendship is magic!

Girlfriend and Classic Sanic: No to terrorism!

Everyone: We won! We won! YAY!!!

The game ends.

Ratings[]

  • PEGI: 7
  • ESRB: E 10+

Reception[]

Squidward

I like the soundtrack of the shame. I like the spindash mechanic introduced here. The plot is also interesting. And of course, Classic Sonic is cute! Of course, it's not as good as the next part where I am there!

Squidward

I like the soundtrack of the shame. I like the spindash mechanic introduced here. The plot is also interesting. And of course, Classic Sonic is cute! Of course, it's not as good as the next part where I am there!

The shame got positive reception. Squidward gave the shame 7/10, with the comments being above. Dr. Robotnik and Sonic.EXE hated the shame by giving 1/10 because they both died at the end. Classic Sonic, Tikal, Girlfriend and Classic Sanic loved the shame by giving it 10/10 because Classic Sonic finally won there.

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