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Classic Sonic: The Shame is a good shame made by SEGA.

Shameplay[]

Classic Sonic collects rings, smashes Badniks, avoids spikes and collects monitor powerups. When he jumps, he curls into a ball. At the end of the level, he fights Dr. Robotnik.

Levels[]

  1. Green Hill Zone
  2. Marble Ruins
  3. Spring Valley
  4. Water Plains

Cutscenes[]

Intro[]

Classic Sonic waves his finger in Green Hill Zone near his house.

Classic Sonic: Yes! Let's gotta go fast!

He runs around Green Hill Zone, only to see Dr. Robotnik in his Egg Mobile stealing animals.

Classic Sonic: Oh no! We must save the animals!

He runs to chase Robotnik, as the game starts in Green Hill Zone.

Post-Green Hill Zone cutscene[]

Classic Sonic breaks a capsule, with animals jumping out.

Animals: YAY we are free!

Classic Sonic: Where is Robotnik now?

Animals: Huh?

Classic Sonic and the animals see Dr. Robotnik in his ruined Egg Mobile again.

Animals: Nooooooooo

Classic Sonic: Don't worry. It's OK.

He runs to continue chasing Robotnik, moving on to Marble Ruins.

Pre-Marble Ruins cutscene[]

Classic Sonic: Well, that guy is up to something again.

Dr. Robotnik: I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!

Classic Sonic: Unfair!

Dr. Robotnik: PINGAS!!!

The level starts.

Post-Marble Ruins cutscene[]

Classic Sonic breaks a capsule, with animals jumping out.

Animals: YAY we are free!

Classic Sonic: Where is Robotnik now?

Animals: Huh?

Classic Sonic: He ran away. What a lazy guy.

Dr. Robotnik: I have a PROMOTION, Sonic!

Classic Sonic: OK I will move on.

He moves on to Spring Valley.

Pre-Spring Valley cutscene[]

Classic Sonic: Looks beautiful.

Animals: Wait you will be sticking in that casino thing for no reason?

Classic Sonic: No. I will chase Robotnik down.

Animals: Good luck!

Classic Sonic: See you later!

The level starts.

Post-Spring Valley cutscene[]

Classic Sonic breaks a capsule, with animals jumping out.

Classic Sonic: YAY! I beat the casino and saved the animals!

Animals: What?

Classic Sonic: See you next time.

Dr. Robotnik: OK I will beat you!

Classic Sonic: I know it's Sir Robotnik!

He moves on to Water Plains.

Pre-Water Plains cutscene[]

Classic Sonic: Way too much traps.

Dr. Robotnik: I know...

The level starts.

Mid-Water Plains Act 2 cutscene/Ending[]

Midway Water Plains' second Act, Classic Sonic suddenly trips on a rock.

Dr. Robotnik: HAHA I GOT YOU!

Classic Sonic: No, no, no.

Classic Sonic starts to plead.

Dr. Robotnik: You cutie!

Classic Sonic: Thanks...

Dr. Robotnik: OK, I beat him!

Classic Sonic starts to cry.

Dr. Robotnik: What a lazy guy...

Dr. Robotnik flies away, as the game ends.

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