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Classic Sanic is a less dark and less annoying version of Sanic. He was the first character featured in the Sanic series before getting replaced by modern Sanic before finally making a return following sanics death
Sanic was born by taking a sanic clone and throwing it into scratch.mit.edu (the good one) to make it family friendly and also to color its spikes light blue. this explains why sanic ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATES WEED. anyway, sanic was then tossed into a world where he had to fend for himself so he made his house under a tree in his home, green zome.
Meeting Taels[]
one day when he was explorationalizing he stumbled upon a the river. there he found 2 babeh foxes drowning but as it turn out its only one babeh fox with 2 helikopter tails. he said he wanted to fly acrooss the river but sanic says "lol u cant fly" obviously the smol fox porves him rong and asks if he could live with sanic. sanic says no and runs off but the fox catches up, cries and causes sanic to slip and fall in a three year coma. the fox says his name is miels and that he hates his name. sanic finally allows him to stay at his hideout, gives him the nicknaem taels and the two became bisfrends.
Meeting the AGG MEN[]
one day some random flick bird told them that theres a cool guy in the middle of the forest. sanic n taels go over to investigate and find a probably gay dude telling them that hes goin to make the world better. he spots sanic n taels and tells theme that he needs them for something sanic is a bit skpticaal but he eventurally stepped forth. then he relized that the man (named obi "daehkcid" kniktobor) just need sanic to run for to powering his projekts. when he got done, he wanted to have his lunch brek what sanic and tails but trips over his wires (idiyet) and falls on a rotten egg and fuses with it. he changes his name to ibo dickhead robotkink and flies off with his machinery and turns all of his pals to badkinks including taels. sanic maneged to get out because his magnemite was weak against quill types. unfortunately he gets blone up and lands in the other part of green zome where his adventurres began.
Beating robotkink's meat[]
classic Sanic absolutely hates weed (and by extension The Joker)
sanic eventually reaches agg men who has revealed to kill dr zomboss and use his robot to kill sanic. fortunately the metal zombot was also weak to quills so sanic won, self destructed all the robots and killed all his frends saved moobus from eternal slavery from robotkink... for now...
Forms[]
Regular Classic Sanic[]
His normal form can go fast. not like, light speed despite his nickname, just above average speed like maybe 180mph
Super Sanic[]
After collecting the six (not seven) chaos diamonds he can turn into super sanic. hes not like modern supersanic where he just does anything he wants instead he just puts millions of anti weed signs everywhere
Movie Sonic • Movie Tails • Movie Amy • Movie Shadow • Movie Rogue • Movie Cream • Movie Big • Movie Robotnik • Movie Maria • Tom the Donut Lord • Pretzel Lady
Movies
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Sonic the Hedgehog (OVA) • Sonic the Hedgehog • Sonic the Hedgehog 2 • Sonic the Hedgehog 3 • Fake Robotnik: The Movie
