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BAKA!!!!!
—Cirno, being mad for no reason and throwing tantrums in Japanese.
Cirno (Japanese: チルノ) is an ice fairy obsessed with the number 9 for some odd reason. A really long time ago she made a wish to Galactic Nova to create a planet full of idiots to kill. and then became the creator (kinda) of Planet Popstar. She claims to be "the strongest" and is apparently good at math. She likes to freeze frogs.
She is also a member of the Seven Deadly Sines and represents the Sine of 9, which is 0.412118485. She is also in the Seven Eleven Leverages, but doesn't represent anything. Cirno was also the thirty-sixth chronological member of the Ice Fairy Army, until it was disbanded in 2008.
Backstory[]
Cirno has always been a little kid for like 60 years, and we don't know why. It's most likely because her ice powers froze her age. However, she still has an adult mind. Well anyways let's tell you her backstory.
She was born in Japan, and in the third grade, many of her classmates thought she was really attractive and were always trying to date her since they're simps. It was pretty common for people to simp over lolis back then, and this pissed her off so much that she went over to Santa Claus, and then officially became a noble snow worker elf fairy (a combination of those three types of elves but also a fairy so she could fly) in return for ice powers. She's not really an elf but they just gave her that title. She wanted these ice powers so she could freeze all the creepy old men and perverted classmates asking her for stuff we wont talk about. After school ends each day, she would fly over to the North Pole with her ice powers and work, kind of like her job. She was also interested in frogs, so she thought, "What happens if I freeze them? I mean, I know I won't go to jail if I accidentally kill them since they're just frogs..." She would then proceed to freeze a frog. She would later become addicted to freezing frogs. She would then become wanted by the FBI for all of her freezings (death by freeze).
Some deals and business and interrogations went on with the FBI and after that she would work for the FBI and was forced to retire working for Santa Claus.
Personality and Proof she is the Sine of 9[]
Cirno gets super angry over the tiniest things possible, and by an extent wants to kill them (by freezing). She once had a (perfect) math class, but she threatened to kill those who didn't end up with "9" as their answer (i.e. she killed those who ended with 2x3=6 and spared those who ended with 3^2=9). She also freezes people to kill them.
This didn't help she is cold as ice (literally given she's an ice fairy) and says "Baka" ("Idiot" in Japanese) towards others; especially the innocents often.
All of that led her to join with Lord Shen and the rest of the members of the Seven Deadly Sines.
Abilities[]
She has ice and very little water bending abilities and being a fairy, which allows her to fly. She also has Anti-Simp/Horny, so if you are a horny simp simping for her then she will freeze you and smack you so hard that you will fly over to Horny Jail with a prewritten note saying "Simping for Cirno and/or being a pervert." She automatically obtained Anti-Simp after she froze all those degenerates.
Trivia[]
- Cirno's best friend is Spoiled.
- Cirno is like Kanna, since simps ask to touch her bo-, nevermind, let's not write that on a family-friendly wiki.
- Unlike Kanna (who is an adult), Cirno is a child (despite being 60+), so if you simp for Cirno, then you're going to WaJail.
- She and Pomni are planning something...