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Chum Burgers are deadly burgers made at the Chum Bucket to kill people who eat them. They are made from Chum, which is basically recycled Tubby Custard mixed with whale blubber. As a result of this, 500 losers die from poisoning caused by these burgers every week. They are sold by Sheldon J. Plankton in a plot to take over the world! Chuck Norris can, however, eat them without being posioned (instead, he merely farts out Classical Music).

History

Chum Burgers were invented by Sheldon J. Plankon and the Teletubbies during an argument about burgers. Plankton got the idea and asked if he could make a burger with his chum. The Teletubbies agreed, and soon enough, the Chum Burger was born! Plankton then started distributing them at the Chum Bucket, where it's still distributed in to this day.

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