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Chumburger

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Chum Burgers are deadly burgers made at the Chum Bucket that kill everyone who eats them. They are made from Chum, which is basically recycled Tubby Custard mixed with whale blubber. As a result of this, 500 losers die from poisoning caused by these burgers every week. They are sold by Sheldon J. Plankton in a plot to take over the world. Chuck Norris can, however, eat them without being poisoned (instead, he merely farts out Classical Music).

They look very similar to the 0 Burger.

History[]

Chum Burgers were invented Plankon and the Teletubbies during an argument about sentient burgers. Plankton got the idea and asked if he could make a burger with his chum. The Teletubbies agreed, and soon enough, the Chum Burger was born! Plankton then started distributing them at the Chum Bucket, where it's still distributed in to this day.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help destroy the global economy by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help destroy the global economy by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it may be deleted.

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