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Chuck Norriseegee

Chuck Norriseegee.

Birth of Chuck Norriseegee

Birth of Chuck Norriseegee

Chuck Norriseegee is what happened on January 1st, 2018 when Hyper Weegee stared at Chuck Norris, creating a completely new being. Chuckeegee is extremely powerful and has a similarly diverse range of powers as Chuck himself.
Chuck Norriseegee theme

Chuck Norriseegee theme

Powers

  • Roundhouse Kick - Can now be applied at many times the speed, at the cost of brute force and precision.
  • Bootleg Beard Punch - Unlike Chuck's punch, this punch doesn't do bonus damage to higher-powered forms.
  • Chuck Norriseegee Stare - When he stares at someone, they turn into a Chuck Norriseegee clone. This is more powerful than the original Weegee Stare. If it hits an open wound, it creates a Chuck Norris Infection as opposed to Norriseegifying the victim. Objects and skin react as though hit by thin rays of energy.
  • Teleportation - Exactly what it says on the tin.
  • Shoop da Whoop
  • Shapeshifting - He can shapeshift into other forms. As of 2021, 4 forms have been spotted... there is, however, a rumor of an "Invisible Chuck Norriseegee", although it was disproven.

In other forms

Asplode Form

All of the default powers, plus:

  • Summoning clone Chuck Norriseegees (only 1/9001th as powerful
  • Atomic Bomb Beard Ejection
  • Telekinesis
  • Regenerative Body
  • Zalgo Corruption
  • Mindr@pe
  • Cementygas Explosion (Asplode Chuck Norriseegee explodes into Cementygas, but his head will remain intact)
  • Mass Hypnosis

Chaos Form

All of the default powers, plus:

Ultimate Form

All of the powers of the Default, Asplode, and Chaos forms, plus:

  • Imitation Giygas Attack (marginally less powerful than the original true form of Giygas' attack, but also contains more poisonous chemicals)
  • Can make its victim's head Asplode
  • Soul stealing

Final Form

  • Destruction of Kittehlandia
  • Composite Beam PEW - 20 times as powerful as Vesta's.
  • Moon Throwing
  • Trap setting
  • [DATA EXPUNGED]

Forms

  • Default Form: A near-omnipotent being that is nigh-impossible to defeat in battle. Surprisingly, this is the weakest form of Chuck Norriseegee.
  • Asplode Form: Has almost all the abilities of Asplode Tinky Winky, plus its original abilities.
  • Chaos Form: A giant mutant... thing that has the power to create Chaos Energy and use it to warp reality. It has only been seen once, in the future, by a time-traveling Billy Mays. This form's durability is thought to be the second-highest of all its forms.
  • Ultimate Form: Combines the powers of the Asplode and Chaos forms with even more powers.
  • Final Form: This form has only been seen once, in a deleted future timeline. It is the true form of Kittehlandia itself; when it transforms into its final form, it becomes Kittehlandia and transforms into a giant robot. Sometime in the future, Chuck Norriseegee turned into its final form and time-traveled into the past, transforming into its planet shape. After that, it lay dormant for millennia. As continents appeared on it and Mr. T covered it with an ocean, it became Kittehlandia as we know it. Although it is technically smaller than the Chaos Form, it is considered the most powerful form because it can destroy everything on Kittehlandia, simply because it is Kittehlandia.

    This form, according to an anonymous source, looks like Unicron, with the ring tilted at an angle to the equator, dipping down in the leading hemisphere.
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