Chuck Norris's Remote Ocean Base

Hey! What are U doing here?!?

—Cyber-Dee, about to stab Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky's head

CUBE LAIR — The only known picture of Chuck's remote ocean base

Chuck Norris's Remote Ocean Base, or Chuck's Base for short is a tall purple tower with a giant Rubix Cube at the top of it, which is somewhere in the middle of the Pacific ocean. Nobody can see it from any island, not even the closest one to it because they're not epic enough to see it. Chuck Norris (who would have guessed) uses this place as a private resort, as well as a base he can go to most of the time. There are elevators and stairwells that connect all the floors, and a place to The Backrooms.

It is the hardest place to get to in the UnWorld because of all the kill zones and force fields set up. If someone were to get in here (which they can't) they'd instantly die from deadly particles yet to be named by man. On occasion, the Undefeatables have a huge PARTY here.

As Captain 0 told us, there is An LED screen on one side of the tower.

But things weren't always this way, the tower used to be owned by a DUDE called Balthazar Bratt, but in 2021, Chuck kicked him outta there and took pwnage of it after that. Bob the Builder escaped to this place back in 2000 when he stole from the O2 Arena, but got killed a few times by that Balt guy.

What is inside this place?[]

Inside the tower[]

Place to park Chuck Norris's boats
Place for Thomas the Tank Engine to park
Place to park his plane
Restaurants
Shops
5 indoor theme parks
5 water parks (Why wouldn't they have a water park in the ocean?)
Huge warehouse of every single piece of Chuck Norris branded merchandise
Huge warehouse of every single toy
Huge warehouse of one of every phone,tablet,computer,or anything else electronic
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE vault of money, gold, jewelry, ETC.
A machine that can order just about anything or anyone in the UnUniverse
ETC ETC ETC ETC

Inside the cube[]

Gym
5 more theme parks
5 more water parks (How?)
More shops
More restaurants
HUGE SERVERS (which are resistant to every virus, even MAX9000WaTwinky-Doop)
Bubble gum factory (Wasn't taken out when Chuck took over the place in 2021)
Meeting room
Guest rooms (Why?)
Many storage rooms and attics (which have boxes full of random stuff, and albums full of obscure stuff Chuck wants no one to see)
room with huge screen with windows computer connected to it
Chuck Norris's bedroom, which also has a huge screen with windows computer connected to it, a huge bed ETC ETC
ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC

People who have gotten into this place[]

People who tried to get in here[]

A (failed)
Bob the Builder (Got shot down)
Asplode Asplode Asplode Tinky Winky (head deflated;kicked out)
Ayame Midoh and two unidentified people who are rumoured to be two of UNG17120's Employees (Roundhouse Kicked by Chuck Norris out of the base)

Some Facts we know[]

It's rumoured that There is a hard drive hidden somewhere in the base which stores random files and pictures, some of which might hint that A Third Teletubbies Series might be coming, but as of now, all we have that a third series is coming is the only leaked picture we have, and some pictures of Chuck's Future predictions, like how the world will end, and what would happen if the UnAnything Wiki went defunct.
It's also rumoured that Chuck Norris can predict when these will happen too, he in fact has this written in a notebook: '' Another Teletubbies show will come out on the 3rd of July, 2023, and I think UnAnything will Cease to exist on the 24th of July, 2027, which might possibly mean the whole UnHyperverse will cease to exist, meaning all matter in there will Go....Forever (Well Except me, since I AM VERY POWERFUL AND CANNOT DIE)''
If UnAnything would go defunct, then at least you can use an archive website to still see it.
If His Predictions are true,then we may have some issues.
There may also be secret tunnels inside the bottom of the base, but No one knows.
It's Rumoured that this place can turn into a rocket
However, there's no way to confirm that.