Chuck's Rubber Ducky

Chuck's Rubber Ducky is the 2nd episode of UnAnything: The Series, which involves Chuck Norris finding his rubber ducky, Quacky (who should NOT be confused with that Strangeified' Ducky) and in the process destroys Saturn and an entire galaxy.

It is the criminally underrated second episode of the overall series, squimped by the iconic "We Quit!" episode. As such, it has only been featured in two DVDs: The U:TS Season 1 DVD and the U:TS The First 50 Episodes of Craziness DVD.

Plot[]

Chuck is taking a bath in the Undefeatable Palace after a long day. He is bathing with his rubber ducky, Quacky. Quacky hates Chuck, but they are too inanimate to try and escape. However, as Chuck tries to drain all the water Quacky is sucked in the drain. As Chuck realizes that Quacky is gone, he tries calling out for Quacky. As he gets angrier and angrier, he stomps out of the bathroom, with each mighty stomp shaking a universe. As Chuck gets angrier with each stomp, Captain 0 teleports to the Palace after feeling the Chuck-Ripple hit the UnWorld.

As Captain 0 sees Chuck Norris freaking out over his lost rubber ducky, Tierboskat suggests the possibility that he was kidnapped by a sewer alligator. Chuck scoffs at this, exclaiming that the drains are securely protected. However, it shows that the drain is just a simple hole. As 0 teleports back to the UnWorld, Chuck yet again stomps angrily causing a mass-earthquake universally sized and unmatched by no other.

As Chuck starts rampaging through the UnOmniverse, he starts lightbeaming to planets. He first travels to Saturn, where he walks around calling out for Quacky. Quacky is actually in a hole, presumably where the drain leads. Due to breaking the luxurious style of the Palace, Chuck decided to use a simple hole containing stuff upon stuff. As Plotholium had been spilled in the toilets and bathtubs before, Quacky was lathered in Plotholium.

Because of this, Quacky was filled with power that was comparable to that of a Lower Undefeatable. He lost his power soon after, but retained his illusion skills. This will come in handy later.

Meanwhile, as Chuck is searching Cassini-Huygens falls at the sight of Chuck and breaks. As he is searching, he suddenly finds hints of yellow. He rushes to it, only to find out it's just saturated yellow particles. As he sadly lightbeams to Mercury, Saturn asplodes due to Chuck dividing by 0 to lightbeam. As he sees other particles, they suddenly form into Quacky, as Chuck is being illusioned by Quacky. As he rushes to it, he realizes he's been tricked again; they're just sodium particles.

Quacky then sends Morse Code to him, and despite being a god he doesn't understand the language of nerds. He calls Captain 0, and Captain 0 teleports. Captain 0 realizes Quacky is demoralizing him, so he says what the Morse Code says. Because Chuck cannot be disrespected, he is angered at this. A montage is played with music playing in the background, which ends soon after. After the montage ends, Chuck is so angered his stomps and yelling breaks down an entire galaxy (the one he was in). While Chuck is angered, Quacky does another illusion and tells him that Chuck sucks.

As Chuck Norris calls God, God says that Quacky is in a hole. Chuck realizes that he was in the drain all along. As he lightbeams to the Palace, Quacky has the inner thoughts of afraidness and subjects to their death. However, Quacky is suddenly grabbed through the walls and noclipped. The episode ends with Quacky's cries being heard.

Trivia[]

There is a script to this Episode. Link here.

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