Can you believe it guys? Christmas. Just a week away. Christmas is in a week? Woohoo, I am so HAPPY about this information. Christmas, just a week away. Oh wow! Can you believe it? Christmas. Just in a week? It got here so fast. Christmas. Just a week away.
—People on Christmas
King Harkinian celebrating Christmas with Link
Christmas is a holiday where Santa Claus (also known as saint Nicholas) breaks into houses and gives Children presents. Christmas is exactly like Halloween except more violent and expensive. The presents could be Bombs, it could be an AK-47, it could be a BMW, it could be a Play Station 5 or it might be a Magnum, but all naughty kids get coal. You'll never know what presents you are going to get. HOW EXCITING!
Christmas stuff[]
A Tyipical Christmas Tree. it's so lovely!!
In almost every house on Christmas Eve there is Toy Santas, Tinsel and ribbon, and sometimes, people giving presents to each other. The tinsel and ribbon are called Decorations which is put up to make the place look fancy and festive! When the house is decorated, another house meets it and goes on a date with it.
They also have these things called "Christmas Three" and it's basically a tree with LOADS of other decorations. Some of these decos include Little Balls that you hang on the tree and another one is something called ornaments although it IS the tree their hanging it on. Most people put a star at the top which represents Jesus Christ's birthday and we celebrate it. But some people who don't have a star put an Angel at the top of the tree. Some people also put Lighting Bulbs on the tree.
Some people also believe it's a good idea to defecate down the chimney on Christmas.
Notable Known Gifts[]
- The book, "Taco Bell Destroyed My Anus" was given to 7 year old Jimmy
- A gadget allowing the user to vomit up their spleen was given to 4 year old Bobbert
- A minigun was given to 3 month old Jennifer, who then went on a shooting spree, killing 83 people
Sesame Street Oscar Hates Christmas
Oscar the Grouch doesn't seem to like Christmas.
Trivia[]
- When the Teletubbies are ready for Christmas, They hang Tinky Winky on the tree by his antenna, and Sometimes Po, but they rarely do it Because she just slaps Dipsy and Laa-Laa in their faces when they hang Po up.
- You love Christmas.
- Victor Krabs died on Christmas 1995.
- The event of Caillou Christmas took place on Christmas 2011.
- Mariah Carey once made a Christmas song. U know the 1.
- Pop Fizz during this holiday, wears a Santa hat and puts posters of Mint Claws everywhere in his bedroom.