Christine is a 1958 Plymouth Fury known for being one of the most murderous cars in the UnWorld, if not the UnUniverse. While she may look like your stereotypical UnAmerican late-50s car that your grandad may have owned back in the day, and may be easily be made fun of by the idiots that only care about the wretched abomination that is the Supra, thing is there's more to this Plymouth than you think. As I've already said, she's one of, if not, the most murderous cars known to man and could easily wipe out anything that dares cross her path, whether it be a deer who can't move because of her headlights "paralyzing" it, a group of idiotic bullies who once vandalized her, a couple of workers at the assembly line she was being made on, the list goes on and on. And because of her demonically ridiculous status as a professional murderer, she could also wipe out the other big movie cars that caused her film to somewhat fade into obscurity. Let's just say for example cars like Doc Hudson, the DeLorean Time Machine, H.E.R.B.I.E., Ecto-1, Dominic Toretto's Dodge Charger, K.I.T.T. (not really a movie car but still being listed nonetheless), Mr. Bean's Mini, the Ford Mustang from Bullitt, Eleanor, every single iteration of the Batmobile, Mach Five, and even James Bond's Aston Martin DB5. ALL of them would be destroyed by that sadistic red monster on wheels. Just goes to show how much of a beast she is.
Biography[]
For those who don't know what a Plymouth Fury is, it's a type of automobile introduced by Plymouth, a former division of the Chrysler Corporation, in 1956 as a sub-series of the Plymouth Belvedere, eventually becoming its own independent model in 1959 and lasting throughout production until 1978, spanning a total of seven generations (eight if you count the ones made as Belvederes) and rebadged Dodge variant for the Canadian market. Christine was made in 1958 and is therefore part of the sub-series era. She had been ordered by a man who went by the name of S. Deville, and had been specifically asked to be painted in a bright red coat of paint with a silver line striking through it: This made her stand out from the other Furys which all came in "Buckskin Beige" at the time. She was completed at the assembly line and delivered, but when she was being inspected, she ended up killing two workers that had been looking over; this led to many speculations that something evil had lurked inside the car and taken over it. Some believed that it may've been because of the gruff attitude of the workers that had been around Christine when she was being pieced together, while others believe that the guy who ordered her, S. Deville, was actually the Devil himself, and that his evil personality had somehow leaked into the car as she was being pieced together.
Regardless of whatever theory MatPat wanted you to believe, before he retired and fell victim to this monster, Christine was outshopped and spent a good few years in the Devil's hands, frequently being let out to inflict terror in the foolish humans he despised of so much. In 1966, the FBI busted into the Devil's lair and demanded that he dispose of Christine due to massive amount of lives she had claimed, property she had damaged, and how much coverage she had been receiving on the press. With no other alternative, the Devil sold Christine to the only human he could ever trust: Roland D. LeBay. He told the FBI that he "took the car all the down to the Grand Canyon and drove it off a cliff", even giving images of the incident as proof; this allowed the incident to be cleared out, when in reality all those photos were off a non-working replica of the car, and Christine herself was now in the hands of a new owner.
After being transferred to new ownership, Christine resumed being the vindictive predator she always has been. But since she was now based in a small town in Pennsylvania, she realized that she could start doing more and more killing sprees there, however it was now targeted to the people she liked the LEAST, not random individuals the Devil decided to let her torture. Since this town had a fair amount of people she hated, she went at the motherload, like a lion pouncing on a zebra. But again, she was put to a stop when she murdered Roland's wife and daughter, the people she had hated the most, and rightfully so, as Roland had sworn he would never marry, even after leaving the Legion of Sins which prohibits its members from getting married (kinda like how Jedi can't), and Roland's reaction... he did the same thing the Devil did, except he left her to rust in his barn.
Fast forward to 1983, and Roland sold Christine to geeky teenager Arnold Cunningham. Obviously, she was in a dilapidated state and hadn't been driven since 1975, so Arnie got her fixed up, gave her a fresh coat of paint, and had her back on the road. Once she was restored to her former "glory", she began serving as Arnie's daily driver (even altering his personality), and even got him a girlfriend too. She also slowed down on the killing sprees a bit, as she would still look for any idiots bothering her, which later included Arnie's lovebird, who chocked to death of after eating a Hamburger, and couldn't get help because the car had locked her doors shut. Following this, Christine would go on to kill Roland as revenge for what he did to her, but also got vandalized AGAIN, this time by a group of bullies that were Arnie's sworn enemies. Thankfully, Arnie was aware of Christine being able to repair herself and once she did that. She set off on another killing spree and eliminated the bullies, destroying a gas station and causing lots and lots of other destruction in the process. This, of course, put Arnie in deep trouble, as the UnPolice questioned him about what had happened to which he simply responded: "I dunno; I wasn't there when she went and did all this crazy stuff. I might have to keep an eye on her going forward" A couple of Arnie's friends then made a plan to lure Christine into a trap in hopes to save their friend, but that goes wrong when she emerges from a pile of scrap metal, chases down the nitwits, and claims their lives, only to fall into a compactor and get crushed badly damaged again. Afterwards, she was transported to Cherry Hill in Strasburg, Pennsylvania, (same state where she had been for the past 17 years) and left to rot beside the nearby railroad that passed through. Third time she had been disposed off, but this time it really did seem like the end for Christine. That is until 2001.
Rediscovery and Restoration by Lord Bamford[]
In spring 2001, a man by the name of Lord Anthony Bamford was strolling around, when he stumbled upon Christine rotting away next to the railroad. Bamford, who was from the UnUnited Kingdom, happened to have a car collection (and before you ask, yes it does have Lambos, Ferraris, Bugattis, etcetera in it. Albeit, it's only the classic ones. Nothing after the year 1979, a few exceptions, is in the collection) and since he been tracking down Christine for such a long time now, he decided to acquire the car and see if she still had any potential left in her. After the acquisition, Christine was trucked down to a port and shipped across the Atlantic to her new home in Southern England, being taken into Bamford's workshop for restoration. During the restoration, he toned down her murderousness to much more controllable level, installed a switch that could allow her to go into "Rage Mode" so that she could unleash her true colors, and removed the COB 241 license plate on the front, as that would no longer be needed in the UK. And after a few other minor tweaks, most notably the addition of a Cadillac 390 V8 engine in place of the original Plymouth Golden Commando 350 V8, since that engine had been sent to the grave after the incident with the compactor, Christine finally returned in 2008, making her debut at the Goodwood Festival of Speed that year. Ever since then, she's mostly stayed in the UK, not really doing anything aside from occasionally let out to deal with even more idiots that have been flooding across the place, taking part in motorsport events, going to car shows, making a cameo in Ready Player One, appearing in a few Forza games, or sitting on proud display inside the Wolverhampton Museum of Transport which houses all of Bamford's cars whenever he's not using them, forever knowing that even though she's been saved from fading away, she always has and always will be bad to the bone.
Trivia[]
- Despite her reputation as a deadly murderer, Christine will never be removed from the Bamford car collection and will always remain as one of the highlights of it.
- She has a strong friendship with a Doc Hudson, even though it has been mentioned that she could obliterate him.
- She once took part in the Hunger Games against a whole bunch of other people and ended up winning.
- If you wanted to find someone who can get rid of anyone who uses the stupid thing known as Rizz and anyone who likes Skibidi Toilet because of how GOD AWFULLY annoying they are, then go find her NOW!!!! She'll do the job for you and you won't regret making that decision.
- While the Undefeatables have learned about her massive murder sprees, they haven't decided to do anything about it since it's clear that she'll always come back.
- She sits on the holy trinity of movie cars alongside the DeLorean and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
- Somehow Sachiko Shinozaki Can communicate with her, but she never listens.
- She has tried to kill Lord Slug several times but it usually never works because he usually transforms into his giant form which causes her to ram into his leg however no dents or scratches have been noticed after every attempt
List of People Christine has Brutally Mauled to Death[]
- Justin Beaver
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Caillou
- Dora the Explorer
- Hatsune Miku
- Monika
- Natsuki
- Sayori
- Yuri
- Sailor Moon (Wait. WHAT?!)
- Captain Falcon
- Elmo
- Link
- Mayor Kravindish
- Kirby
- Every Single One of The Teletubbies
- Patchy the Pirate
- You
- BenjixScarlett
- Pyra and Mythra
- Melony
- Woody
- And a whole bunch of others that would take me too long to list down.
SHE'S COMIN FOR YA
Christine, after finding out the things you have done, charges towards your location at full speed and runs you over
SHE'S COMIN FOR YA
Christine, after finding out the things you have done, charges towards your location at full speed and runs you over