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The Chocobo is a big bird that cannot fly that is often used as an alternative to a horse. They existed IRL, but were made popular when Final Spaghetti became popular in the west. They became so popular animal dealers had trouble keeping them in stock because everyone wanted to do FS in real life. They come in yellow and white verities.

Yes, the chocobo is not an original animal. Ancestors of them existed since the foundation of Atari in That'sALongTimeAgo BC, in teh land before time became a thing

History[]

Yes, despite the fact that they existed since that long ago. The modern Chocobo only started breathing in AD 1000, but back then they were all yellow. It wasn't until 800+ years later until the mad scientists extracted Chocobo DNA and made them white, black, blue and a bunch of other colors. Those were the good days, before the RAID: Shadow Legends bullshit that infiltrates YouTube, Twitch and even X! (Which is a dumb rebrand)

1900 had rainbow chocobos released, and they are one of the angriest fellows. We don't trust them, and we hate them! They aren't our friends, despite how cool they look and criminals will commit many Grand Theft Autos and redrums via using the rainbow bastards as weapons.

After Final Spaghetti became popular, everyone wanted their own Chocobo.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help Ganon defeat Luigi by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually get deleted.

UnGoomba

This article is a stub; it doesn't appear in any dictionaries so we're gonna say it's spongy instead of high in density. You can help Ganon defeat Luigi by eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text.[VE]eating yourself and spitting lotsa spaghetti text. If this page is not dense enough soon, it will eventually get deleted.

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