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Pretty stars! (Not to be confused with S.T.A.R.S.)

China is a noble and powerful country of Asia. It is the most populated country in the world, because there are so many people in it. Some say it is going to burst, but Albert Einstein argues that countries themselves can't physically burst.

History

China was originally made when some guys wanted a bunch of land. They went to East Asia, and grabbed a big chunk of land next to the ocean. They forced people to come to this land, and it got bigger. They accidentally forced too many people to come, so it has too many people.

A bunch of guys in China got mad. They got so mad, they built a really really really gigantic wall to be really big. It protected them from attacks, and then they invented guns, so they got really powerful. They were in China.

Then, people stopped being ancient, and became modern, so China became bigger and had even more people in it. China became a powerful country, and it was really big too.

Hungry Kim Jong-un wanted to be ruler of China, but his mama and papa wouldn't let him, so he broke a peice off China and made it into the floating city Big Super Happy Fun Fun Evil China Land.


Trivia

  • Hong Kong is in China.
  • China is around Hong Kong.
  • China is the leading manufacturer of lightning bolts.
  • China is also know as the "birth place of everything" because everything that exists in this world was invented in China including paper, kung fu, bird flu, Mexicans, stupid people, France, etc. They invented everything!!!!
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