Made in China!
—Almost everything.
My friend moved to China; he can't complain.
—Me.
Pretty stars! (Not to be confused with S.T.A.R.S.) (People's Republic of China flag pictured)
China (formally the People's Republic of China, before that the Republic of China (During its democracy years 1912 - 1949)) is a noble and powerful communist nation country of Asia. It used to be the most populated country in the world before India took over, because there are so many people in it. Some say it is going to burst, but Albert Einstein argues that countries themselves can't physically burst.
Flag of Taiwan, which pretends to be China, because before WWII, it was China.
Somebody named Mao Zedong founded the People's Republic of China, but then passed his leadership to Xi Jinping, who then died after a virus from tainted Mexican beer spread across China and killed everyone so now it's owned by Winnie the Pooh (who was exiled for whatever reason many years ago).
History[]
China was originally made when some guys wanted a bunch of land. They went to East Asia, and grabbed a big chunk of land next to the ocean. They forced people to come to this land, and it got bigger. They accidentally forced too many people to come, so it has too many people.
A bunch of guys in China got mad. They got so mad, they built a really really really gigantic wall to be really big. It protected them from attacks, and then they invented guns, so they got really powerful. They were in China.
Then people stopped being ancient, and decided to become modern so China became bigger and had even more people in it. China became a powerful country and it was really big too.
Hungry Kim Jong-un wanted to be ruler of North Korea, but his papa wouldn't let him, so he broke a piece off China and made it into the floating city Big Super Happy Fun Fun Evil China Land.
The Chinese Expansion Plan[]
China is currently trying to get bigger by going to war with other countries. First it will annex all countries that are fighting with it over the ocean. Then it will annex all countries next to India bc they have border dispute. Then it will annex the sonic islands and New Guinea to attack Australia, then it will annex Afghanistan, Iran, Isis and Syria to invade turkey because they are part of nato. Then it will annex less populated regions of India and Stania. It will get bigger than Non-Soviet Russia. It may even annex turkey to get access to Europe. And it finally try to annex the Koreas and the Japan islands. they are doing this with the help of its massive military and the T-Doll PMC's
Trivia[]
- Hong Kong is in China.
- China is around Hong Kong.
- The Backrooms are in China.
- Robo-Zukinlandia is in China
- Thneedville is in China
- Random Town is in China
- XLCity is in China
- The Pit of Retirement is in China.
- China is the leading manufacturer of lightning bolts.
- A lot of websites are banned in China and replaced with oddly familiar copycats.
- China is also the leading manufacturer of everything else.
- China is also known as the "birthplace of everything" because everything that exists in this world was invented in China including paper, kung fu, bird flu, kung flu, Mexicans, stupid people, France, the Chinese Empire, etc. They invented everything!!!!
- All airports in China have a Kontrol point.
- Like the North Pole, China makes just about anything
- China is Cool, meaning they are the second coolest country in the UnWorld, just behind Cool Land
- CHINA IS AMAZING
- In Countryhumans, china is a girl 99% of the time.
- they assigned a T-Doll to be a general in the military. now why the fuck would they let Type 63 lead the military IDK I think the president just liked how the T-doll versions of their guns are stronger