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A small child. DANGER!

Children, informally referred to as Kids, are young creatures (disgusting vile) in the world that are under the age of 18 (which is 365.25 days times 18). They are kind, honourable and funny. Unfortunately, these thingies called parents boss them a bit too much and it's up to the shames protect them. Some of them are ill-mannered, lazy and rude so they get expelled from schools by their teachers. School is useless to kids as "useful stuff" is a forbidden subject, thus children are usually pretty stupid and don't know how to do anything; you always have to do stuff for them. Some children are actually humans that are in the juvenile stage of development, but some are horrible demons. For kids ages 6-12, however, you better watch out. You better not cry, you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming, to town.

This crazy and weird freak is best known for hating children, and wants to destroy all of them. Some can get Cbeebies. If you think children are bad, just wait till you meet a Baby. They usually are childish, the term made for them meaning immature. In Skyrim you cannot kill children as children are indestructible over there.

How To Defeat A Child[]

Child

Curse him! Take away his video shames at ONCE!

Children are fierce creatures, and must be handled with caution. Here are two ways to defeat a child.

Technique One[]

  1. Start by taking away all of its shames
  2. Next, assign it to do work 24/7 to get it's shames back
  3. If it rebels, shoot it with a dart

Technique Two[]

  1. Offer it candy
  2. If the kid turns evil, exorcise it

Results[]

Trying technique two often gets better results.

Famous Children[]

  • Jacob Stegasaurious (known for having a sweatshirt and auto-tune) 
  • Maddy Ziegler (known for a having a dance mom)
  • Hannie the Blanc (known for being a chicken in a dangerous relationship)
  • Harmony the Blanc (known for being bratty)
  • Justin Bieber (known for dying and becoming an adultish)

Fictionally Famous[]

  • Johnny Johnny (known for eating sugar and lying.)
  • Caillou (known for being a bad role model to 4 year old brats kids)
  • Dora the Explorer (known for having a big head that doesn't let her change clothes)
  • Manny Heffley (known for... NO WE'RE NOT OPENING THIS CAN OF WORMS TODAY)

See also[]

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