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Cywland Flag 2

The flag.

The Chickpea Soviet Socilist Republic, or Chickpea SSR (formerly Cyw UnWorld Territories or Cywland) is a communist-nazi country located in Europe, specifically sharing Great Britain with the UnUnited Kingdom. It is infamous for being the main reason why wales lost 67% of its land and is almost cut off from the main part of the UnUK. It is ruled an evil chicken named Chickpea, in which the country and its National TV Channel (being the only on air in the country) are named for. The capital is located in the heavily fortified West Pontypandy, this is because it borders the Welsh exclave and city of East Pontypandy, also heavily fortified.

History[]

Cywland was proposed by Chickpea (who back then was named Cyw) in 4965, though the nation wasn't formed until until 5011, when Chickpea started a series of riots involving the slaughtering of OVER 9000. This started the Welsh Civil War which ended in 5019, when a treaty was signed between the newly formed Cyw UnWorld Territories and the UnUK. Before then in 5114, Cywland annexed wales and gained control of its lifeline.

Geography[]

Cywland new map

Cywland is made up of 8 republics. They are, Pontypandy, South Cywland, southeast Cywland, southwest Cywland, West Cywland, east Cywland, New Poland and Wildlands.

National Anthem[]

All Hail Cyw is the national anthem of Cywland, it was adopted in 5115 to replace The Hymn of Little Chidlren’s Planet a stupider anthem. It is sung to the tune of Non Soviet Russia’s anthem and is somewhat inspired by it

Lyrics[]

Cywland Flag 1

The old flag. Notice how there's no hammer and sickle.

O’ Unbreakable union of 8 big republics

Cyw has risen

Long live the people’s creation of people’s will

The Mighty Cywland!

(Chorus) Be glorified our grand ruler

Reliable stronghold of people’s friendship

Banner of the Cywists, The banner of the people!

May it lead to total world domination

Through the strongest storms, Cyw has improved us

And Chickpea has illumined our pasts

Cyw has taught us to hate UnUK

Through war and achievements, we’ve built this country

(Chorus)

*END OF SONG*

Why it is a danger to the UnUK[]

Cyland poses a danger to the UnUK for six major reasons. The first reason is that the Severn, Thames, Dee, Avon, and Humber Rivers originate in Cyland's mountains. Following a spike in global warming in 5050, Chickpea proposed the construction of 20 major dams on these four rivers. So far, 13 have been completed, and these rivers serve as the lifeline for millions of people downstream. This is the reason why the UnUK has become increasingly reliant on the UnUS in recent years to support its economic crisis.

Another reason is that Cyw is aligned with the BBC and Teletubbies, which have a global terrorist network, and this could potentially escalate into World War IV. The third reason is that Wales is connected to the UK by a thin strip of land called the Lifeline of Wales that runs through Cywland. It is a 150-mile superhighway parallel to a high-speed railway line, surrounded by heavily fortified walls. However, the CyUT's military has developed a bomb that can damage these walls. They tested it in West Pontypandy on their neighbor East Pontypandy. In future conflicts, the CyUT's military could destroy the walls, capture the Lifeline, and possibly use it to conquer Wales.

The fourth reason is that there are still a number of citizens in the CyUT aligned with the UnUK, and this has been exploited by the Severn Cartel. The river Severn forms part of the border between the CyUT and the UnUK, and they use it to ferry people across the river. Poorer groups are used as a distraction to escort more citizens over the border. The UnUK has accepted this, but the CyUT's government is against it and may possibly start a war.

The fifth reason is that the CyUT has constructed a road and railway bridge between Scotland and Northern Ireland. This was made possible by detonating all weapons in Beaufort's Dyke, a trench and munitions dump from WWII, which the bridge now crosses. They own the railway right of way to the bridge, and the UnUK speculates that it could potentially allow them to invade Northern Ireland. In 5114, Cywland annexed Wales, and now the UnUK has a longer border with CyUT.

Trivia[]

  • Every province and City must have a flag based off the National Flag, which consists of a red stripe on top, a yellow stripe in the middle and blue stripe on the bottom and the Cyw Symbol in the top left corner of the flag and the emblem of the subdivision attached to it.
  • In 5057, the CyUT adopted communism and Nazism as official government types, they were fused into a new style called Cywism and a communist symbol was added to the flag.
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