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Chickpea is an evil satanic chicken who founded the communist-Nazi breakaway state of Cywland. She is a big supporter of the Teletubbies, as they owned Cyw from 2015-2021, when Cyw became an independent channel from S4C. Cywland was later renamed the Chickpea SSR.
Bio[]
A propagandist poster for children in the Chickpea SSR
Chickpea was born in 1984 as Cyw when S4C was founded as a resistance against BBC in what is now the Chickpea SSR. She was, at first, a good chicken, making friends and teaching kids that they should stand up against BBC until that was up until 2015 when the new Teletubbies reboot came out. Chickpea thought they were good, and they bought Cyw. Then, in 2024, Cyw became an independent TV channel from S4C, allowing Chickpea to start making evil decisions with the Teletubbies. S4C noticed that its former subdivision was now evil, and it had to bring back its unsuccessful predecessor to Cyw, Little Children’s Planet or LCP.
In 3178, she went into hypersleep when WW3 happened; don’t ask me why. When the war ended, there was a lack of existence in the UnUK, and she took advantage of this by founding the Cyw UnWorld Territories. This angered the crown, and they sent militaries in to reclaim the CyUT. But Chickpea got support from Teletubby Land and even got a piece of it. This allowed the CyUT to get rid of the UnUK’s parliament, and the CyUT occupied nearly the entirety of the British Isles until a resistance army came in and took back England. Scotland and Northern Ireland were reclaimed, and Wales got refounded, reducing it to just Pontypandy, which had been recently divided between Welsh and Cywist factions.
Then it took back most of the land, and Wales became smaller and was only connected to the UnUK by a road-railway corridor. Then in 5114, Cyw took over Wales and reunited Pontypandy, expanding its territories to include parts of Scotland, land west of the Severn River, Northern Ireland, and eastern Ireland. Then in 5115, it got renamed to Cywland, and in 5123, to shed vestiges of the past, it was renamed again to Chickpea SSR. In 5124, Chickpea and her minions got a propagandist TV show of their own.
Minions[]
- Plwmp
- Llew
- Bolgi
- Deryn
- Jangl
- Chickpea Army
Teletubbies