Chicken Tenders are a magical form of DINNER, they are known for they're reviving (and sometimes, deadly) effects, they are cherished by the United States of UnAmerica, they are very common in restaurants, and are the only cure for PSI Water Δ .

To get some, go to a fast food restaurant (like McDonald's, but mabye not) and order them. You can chose to go sit in or go in the drive thru. However it's best if you get them only if you need some, as the food industry is cruel to the environment and there's mass genocide on chickens happening, even worse is that these chickens are still alive. If you purchase too many there will not be any left, so be considerate will ya?

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