Chess is a series of board and video shames created by Garry Chess. Pld people play chess at "the table" because they think young people will think of them as smart when they beat them. It stars 6 generic and insignificant characters and their many clones.
There's a clone of the game itself that's for slightly cooler old people to play called "Epic Version". It doesn't even have Chess in the name. The best version of chess is Stand Chess, because it's bizarre!
Normal Chess[]
Again, this is the most "popular" version of chess. You already know what this is.
Rules[]
The rules of chess are so boring and complicated, but basically you have to move your to capture your enemy's guys, and whoever checkmates the king wins. Also, there’s something called En Passant, so look out for that.
Characters[]
White Characters[]
- The white King
- The white Queen
- A white rook
- A white rook
- A white bishop
- A white bishop
- A white knight
- A white knight
- White pawn #1
- White pawn #2
- White pawn #3
- White pawn #4
- White pawn #5
- White pawn #6
- White pawn #7
- Black pawn #8
Black Characters[]
- The black King
- The black Queen
- A black rook
- A black rook #2
- A black bishop
- A black bishop #2
- A black knight
- A black knight #2
- Black pawn #1
- Black pawn #2
- Black pawn #3
- Black pawn #5 (there is no black pawn #4 because Mista killed it)
- Black pawn #6
- Black pawn #7
- Black pawn #8
- Black pawn #9
Epic Version[]
In the Epic Version of chess, all the characters are replaced with cooler ones, but the rules are the same.
Characters[]
White Characters[]
- The King
- Queen
- WaCastle Bleck
- WaCastle Bleck #2
- Hulk Hogan
- Jesus Christ
- A white knight from Twitter
- The fart Knight
- Luke Skywalker
- Mario
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Garfield
- Steve
- Kirby
- You
- Jack Frost
Black Characters[]
- King
- The black Queen
- Castle Bleck
- Castle Bleck #2
- Morgana
- Morgana #2
- Demoman
- The dark knight
- Lord Shen
- Dimentio
- Duo
- Peter Griffin
- Mr. Krabs
- Grimace
- Mother Teletubby
- Black Frost
Chess Bowling[]
You play normally except now your goal is to take out all your enemy's pieces by throwing your own pieces at theirs, knocking them over like pins in bowling.
Rules[]
White throws first. You are disqualified if you hit your opponent with a chess piece.
The characters[]
- All the ones of Normal Chess
Stand Chess[]
Stand chess is the REAL Epic Version of chess, as they the guys have stands, as well as stand turns.
Rules[]
- A stand-turn starts before a stand-user-turn, except for white's first turn.
- Friendly fire is enabled for both pieces and their stands.
- If a stand dies so does the user!
- If a user dies so does the stand!
Characters[]
Kings[]
The king functions as normal. He has no stand.
Queens[]
Za Wario (Apparition)
Queen
A
C
A
E
C
E
The queen's stand can take any piece the queen can, but will occupy that space for the turn after, and can en pessant'd by a stand or any piece with their stand. If a piece without their stand goes onto death's space, they will be murdered before death returns to the queen.
Rooks[]
Tower of Salem
Rook
E
B
C
D
B
E
This stand can castle under any condition with any piece on the board so long there's line of sight.
Bishops[]
D
C
B
B
A
E
In the bishop's cross shape line of sight, any first visible piece can be halted by the high priestess, which will prevent it from acting for a turn. If that piece is taken, both the capturer and the bishop will die, but not the one crucified.
Knights[]
As for the demoknight, he can trimp to anywhere on the board and can checkmate the king at any time.
Lightning Chariot
Knight
E
C
D
C
D
A
The chariot starts off without a stand, but after gaining a head the juggernaut will get a weak one that can move in unison with the knight, then after 2 heads his stand will be able to stab in the spaces the knight can attack in, and gains stabbing spaces with each head taken until 10 heads are collected, then the knight becomes the demoknight and the stand will become merasmus.
Merasmus
Knight
A
A
A
A
A
A
Merasmus can teleport the Demoknight anywhere on the board, and can save him from death at any time. Merasmus has no weaknesses.
Pawns[]
D
C
D
E
E
A
The pawn gets to do the thing it does in normal chess when it gets to the end of the board!