Cheese in its natural habitat.
This cheese is CRUMBLY!
Cheese is a food that mice eat, and is the byproduct of a highly dangerous substance known as Milk. It was invented by the Daedric god Sheogorath when he was cornered by an angry mob. Cheese is a neutralized mold that is extracted from milk. It has recently become popular throughout the entire UnWorld, but mostly in Skyrim.
Cheese was initially made with Sheogorath's god powers on accident. However, another method was later created involving letting the milk turn into this weird yellow block of mold. This is the cheese that we know today.
Besides being used as a food, cheese can sometimes become a weapon. Though standard cheese is neutralized, there is a Top Secret method that can be used to make unstable cheese. This unstable cheese has unpredictable explosive capabilities, and turns anyone who touches it into George W. Bush for a few minutes. The Teletubbies have created an alternate version of cheese that turns people into Tubby Toast.
There is one living cheese named 'Cheese" he was the one to get the Aperture Science Lab to what it is today.
Pizza[]
You can make a tasty and italian but dangerous using cheese. You got the pizza there you gotta put the cheese on it with it you gotta do it. Mario once killed a man with this technique.
Trivia[]
- Po likes cheese and she recently joined the cheese war.
- Starfire wants the cheese for the breakfast.
- Cheese heals you a lot.
- Cheese is also heavy
- Cheese is better than salami or baloney (or bologna for you Frenchies) combined!
- A dumb, unsupervised child once thought Spongebob was made out of cheese, so he did what his stupid monke brain told him to. Spongebob was then sent to the ER later that evening with multiple bite wounds. 20 years later, this toddler is still being held under interrogation.
- Dr. Eggman once tried to blow up the moon because it was supposedly not made of cheese. But he missed.
- Small likes it.