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[[File:Creepy man WHY YOU LOOKIN'.jpg|thumb|Photo of a Cave Tubby, taken by your mom|352x352px]]
<blockquote>OOOOOOOHHH AHHHHHHHH - Cave Tubby</blockquote>'''Cave Tubbies''' are a endangered species of teletubby, In which Po accidentally created when she put 10 gorillas in the Tubby-Tron 3000 when she meant to turn them into Tubby toast.
 
after transformation, Then Popped out a cave tubby.
 
   
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'''Cave Tubbies''' are an endangered species of teletubby. They were formed accidentally when Po tried to make Tubby toast for breakfast and put 10 gorillas in the Tubby-Tron, which was double her usual recipe.
<big>Appearance</big>
 
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'''Cave Tubbies''' are huge in appearance and muscular. since they're eyes are meant to be in the dark, they have glowing, night vision eyes.
 
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== History ==
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One day the Tubby-Tron 3000 had a slight malfunction caused by a single loose screw, which was enough to compromise the gorilla's DNA, causing them to morph into bloodthirsty cavemen-like tubbies instead of tubby toasts.
[[File:Creepy man WHY YOU LOOKIN'.jpg|thumb| Cave Tubby In a Cave, Only Recorded photo of a Cave Tubby. Photo taken by your mom.
 
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Since po killed 2 of them, We don't know how many of them are left in the world. It has been struggling human scientists to figure out how many are there, And where they are. Only Chuck Noris, The Teletubbies, and Johnny Johnny know where they are. And they are not telling us because i'm too scared to tell them why don't '''You.'''
 
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== Appearance and Abilities ==
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Cave Tubbies are muscular and a lot stronger than regular tubbies. They are able to see in the dark extremely well. Their night vision, combined with their other senses (their ability to lurk, stalk and prey on), makes them well-equipped for hunting. Because of this, they are considered nocturnal.
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== Trivia ==
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* Po allegedly killed 2 of them and ate them, but everyone thinks the claim is false since no bodies nor any traces were found, and the Tubby-Tron would only become functional again a week later.
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* Scientists are still struggling to figure out how many there are and where they could possibly be located at. Only Chuck Noris and the [[Undefeatables]] know of their whereabouts. And no, they aren't planning on telling [[You]] either.
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* It is also very, very illegal to poach them and if someone does, they will be sent to [[The German Prison]].
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*It is also illegal to keep them as pets or servants.
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* [[Martin]] is commonly mistaken for one due to his clawed hand.
   
 
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Revision as of 23:50, 11 October 2021

Creepy man WHY YOU LOOKIN'

Photo of a Cave Tubby, taken by your mom

Cave Tubbies are an endangered species of teletubby. They were formed accidentally when Po tried to make Tubby toast for breakfast and put 10 gorillas in the Tubby-Tron, which was double her usual recipe.

History

One day the Tubby-Tron 3000 had a slight malfunction caused by a single loose screw, which was enough to compromise the gorilla's DNA, causing them to morph into bloodthirsty cavemen-like tubbies instead of tubby toasts.

Appearance and Abilities

Cave Tubbies are muscular and a lot stronger than regular tubbies. They are able to see in the dark extremely well. Their night vision, combined with their other senses (their ability to lurk, stalk and prey on), makes them well-equipped for hunting. Because of this, they are considered nocturnal.

Trivia

  • Po allegedly killed 2 of them and ate them, but everyone thinks the claim is false since no bodies nor any traces were found, and the Tubby-Tron would only become functional again a week later.
  • Scientists are still struggling to figure out how many there are and where they could possibly be located at. Only Chuck Noris and the Undefeatables know of their whereabouts. And no, they aren't planning on telling You either.
  • It is also very, very illegal to poach them and if someone does, they will be sent to The German Prison.
  • It is also illegal to keep them as pets or servants.
  • Martin is commonly mistaken for one due to his clawed hand.