Heck yeah!

—Captain 0

DIE!

—Ganon

It's a me Mario!

—Mario

Go Weegee!

—Weegee

F**K YOU TYRANNOSAURS ALAN, I'LL HAVE YOU FOR BREAKFAST

—George Volcano

Now, i'm off to eat someones parents!

—Tyrannosaurs Alan

BRUTICUS MAXIMUS........ HELP BOWSER AND MEGATRON, DESTROY MARIO AND PRIME!!!!!

—Bruticus Maximus

I feel... H...A...P...P...Y...

—Giygas

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is statistic.

—Joseph Stalin

WHY DOES WE BURY THE TREASURE!?

—Kaptain Skurvy

I am Painis Cupcake. I will eat you!

—Painis Cupcake

Picture this: A giant magic flying potato, swoops down, makes a few magical gestures, Bing! Bang! Boom, UNIVERSE!

—Some dino dude

Uh oh, you’ve found the toothpaste, let’s get one thing clear, I can brush my teeth ALL by myself, OKaEy. *Proceeds to choke*

—Small, upon being prompted to brush his teeth

Woah, woah, woah, can't we all just get along?

—Raichu

GOD I FUCKING HATE UCHIHAS!

—Tobirama

HAHA NOBODY CAN BEAT ME WHEN I'M SUPER SEVENTEEN

—Super 17

I would not want to be you today!

—Cinder

Come back when you grow up!

—Kasumi Todoh

According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to- (gunshot)

—Barry B. Benson

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